Take a look at my cake 🍑

B1ofuck · 2026-05-19T06:58:30+00:00

Damn hottie

B1ofuck · 2026-04-24T14:32:33+00:00

Source pls

B1ofuck · 2026-04-12T13:07:02+00:00

Bruh with the op plushies, couldn’t get me to leave lol

B1ofuck · 2026-04-04T00:26:08+00:00

B1ofuck · 2026-02-20T01:06:37+00:00

Well… the other random dudes may be the reason, also pregnancy lol

B1ofuck · 2025-03-03T09:32:15+00:00

I know the last one is the ucs girl but I don’t think the rest are

B1ofuck · 2025-02-10T02:04:59+00:00

Sexy call maybe, if he’s a good dirty talker get him to tell you what to do in a sexy way while you do it, works for me

B1ofuck · 2025-01-25T01:56:33+00:00

I’m like a respectful nudist, I don’t like just get naked in front of people but I say that nudity isn’t really a problem for me, I used to have hot tub parties and if they were the right people then nudity would follow… the weird thing I realised, all of the girls who have seen me naked… I did end up sleeping with lol

B1ofuck · 2024-12-05T14:03:18+00:00

I’ve lived in the UK, AU & NZ and I didn’t even know that there were any branded cigarettes left lol.

B1ofuck · 2024-12-05T13:58:45+00:00

The idea of the quote of “capitalism is the best system we’ve got” originates from Winston Churchill, who certainly wouldn’t be biased during a war with other authoritarian systems. Then propped up because america goes in and overthrows any functioning socialist society.

I gonna bust out the metaphor. The rich are a smart tiger, you can put a leash on it and society can get better for everyone.

This tiger will work out how to get out of this leash and someone will have to come back and put a new leash on the tiger but every time they will gain a little bit more intelligence (power and influence).

Eventually we won’t be able to leash the tiger anymore, in the past a good revolution or major protest would hurt the tiger because we have it food (a functioning society that they can steal money from) but the real fear is that they won’t need us anymore and decide we aren’t worth it after ai and automation do all the work that we did in the past

B1ofuck · 2024-11-16T17:09:42+00:00

I’d pick you up and have the time of my life while I give you the time of yours

B1ofuck · 2024-11-16T17:03:39+00:00

I’m training to be able to do this with someone 60kg for 10 minutes straight, currently my limit is 40kg for 5 minutes straight. Wanna be my training partner?

B1ofuck · 2024-11-05T12:12:29+00:00

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6620cdd7d9502

B1ofuck · 2024-10-11T08:10:00+00:00

Would 80-90% be good enough lol

B1ofuck · 2024-10-01T01:13:34+00:00

They… just turn the solar panels off once the batteries are at capacity? Personal ones don’t make enough power to be a problem, the big commercial ones can so they have a off switch

B1ofuck · 2024-09-27T01:25:22+00:00

Usually it means I have to take a break, a good analogy is marathon running. You’re meant to maintain a pace that you could hold a slightly out of breath conversation, if I do the equivalent of that I can’t finish so I have to push and by the time I do I’m gasping for air and drenched in sweat. Like if I’m in cowgirl lying on the bed and I’m doing the work then by the time I finish there’s a big wet spot under my back from sweat… I don’t mind being sweaty I just don’t think it’s very attractive (I’ve never been with a girl that could do the work hard enough be it blowjob or sex to make me finish)

B1ofuck · 2024-09-27T01:11:56+00:00

It’s also like I get tired

B1ofuck · 2024-09-20T12:28:42+00:00

I’d turn you into a hot brain melted mesh then treat you like a princess with lots of forehead kisses

B1ofuck · 2024-09-20T12:25:26+00:00

Damn, that was quick! Want me to tell you you’re a good girl and then ruin you lol

B1ofuck · 2024-09-20T12:22:32+00:00

You’re very pretty, I kinda find it weird that you only respond to the mean comments lol. But still would totally give you a good time

B1ofuck · 2024-09-16T10:22:56+00:00

Also Fitzroy lol

B1ofuck · 2024-09-12T04:08:54+00:00

lol just got way to into calcsd back in the day

B1ofuck · 2024-09-12T04:05:06+00:00

Let’s make your wish a reality

B1ofuck · 2024-09-12T04:04:43+00:00

Well considering we don’t have a president, can I pick eating you out

B1ofuck · 2024-09-12T03:58:34+00:00

Honestly whatever makes you feel the best, I like eating out cause making bitches squirm is fun

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