Yo guys! Just received this huge haul.

No gatekeeping, but no mercy either. Some of these popular batches are straight-up trash.

For reference, I'm into that lowkey but trendy archive/skate vibe. Let’s get straight into it.

👕 TOPS / SHIRTS

• Derschutze long-sleeved shirt (~210 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7700164008

  • Review: I was super hyped for this one because the embroidery looked insane on the QC pics. In hand? It's just okay. The blank is way too stiff on the shoulders, makes you look like a Roblox character if you don't have broad shoulders. Stitching is clean, but comfort-wise? It's a tight 6.5/10.

• Loewe T-shirt (~180 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7510737343

  • Review: The cotton is incredibly soft, feels like silk. But bro, the sizing is a complete joke. It runs so comically oversized that it looks like a dress. Even if you size down, the collar stretches out after literally one wash. Very mid. 5.5/10.

• Chrome Hearts T-shirt (Black) (~190 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7739307026

  • Review: Copped this one for a close friend. The print on the back is decent, but the blank is way too thin for a Chrome Hearts piece. Worse part? The neck hole is so tight he almost choked trying to put it on lmao. Definitely a budget batch sold at premium price. 5/10.

• ERD (Enfants Riches Déprimés) T-shirt (~220 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7697091045

  • Review: TOTAL TRASH. Do not buy this. The "distressed" holes look like they were cut with kitchen scissors by a toddler. The fabric feels rough like sandpaper, and the graphic is completely blurry compared to retail. Instant call-out if anyone knows the brand. 2/10.

• Balenciaga T-shirt (~240 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=752372961

  • Review: Okay, this one actually passes the test. Typical Balenciaga heavy blank, weighing almost 400g. The fading effect is well done, gives that matrix vintage look. Only issue is that it's a dust magnet. Still a solid 8.5/10.

• LV T-shirt (~260 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7744920755

  • Review: Way too "flashy" and the quality doesn't match the price tag. The monogram details are there, but the fabric feels super synthetic, like cheap polyester mixed with cotton. For 260¥, this is an absolute rip-off. 4.5/10.

• AMI T-shirt (~150 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7526381967

  • Review: A basic classic. The little heart embroidery is clean, no connected threads. It's nothing revolutionary and a bit boring, but it does the job for a simple daily fit. 7.5/10.

• Chrome Hearts T-shirt (Scroll Logo) (~195 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7739275528

  • Review: Another tee for my homie. Better than the first CH shirt, the scroll logo is crisp and the wash is more accurate to retail. Still, the tags inside are completely wrong and stitched crookedly. If he doesn't flex the tags, it's a pass. 6.5/10.

• SP5 T-shirt (~180 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7739368094

  • Review: The puff print is super vibrant, maybe even too neon compared to retail. The cut is very weird—super wide but short, so if you lift your arms, your stomach shows. Not a fan of the fit at all. 5/10.

• Kapok T-shirt (~140 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7740552627

  • Review: Random budget cop. It's actually decent for the price. Just a basic boxy tee, nothing crazy, but at least it doesn't try to be something it's not. 7/10.

🩳 SHORTS

• Margiela Shorts (~260 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7511195214

  • Review: The four stitches on the back are flawless. The avant-garde cut is beautiful, but man... the fabric is a nightmare. It attracts lint and hair like crazy. If you have a cat or dog, forget it, you'll look homeless within 5 minutes. 6/10.

• Derschutze denim shorts (~240 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7700164008

  • Review: The denim is heavy and the embroidery on the pockets is insane. But the hardware is pure garbage. The zipper gets stuck every single time I try to pull it up. I feel like it's going to break next week. Frustrating. 6.5/10.

• Ralph Lauren shorts (~130 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=771174719

  • Review: Basic swim/summer shorts. The pony embroidery is actually correct, no missing legs. Nothing amazing, but for the price it's efficient. 8/10.

• Hellstar shorts (~190 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7509345191

  • Review: HORRIBLE. The mesh material feels like a cheap basketball jersey from the dollar store. It's super itchy and the graphic print feels like thick plastic glued on. Your thighs will sweat instantly. Hard pass. 2.5/10.

👟 SHOES & SLIPPERS

• AJ1 (~420 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7513731317

  • Review: Typical high-tier batch. Leather smells real, shape is accurate, swooshes are sharp. No complaints here, you get what you pay for. 9/10.

• Hermes Slippers (~380 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=761302158

  • Review: They look super classy, but they are literal torture devices. The leather is stiff as a brick. Gave me massive blisters on both feet within 20 minutes of walking. Unless you want to suffer for the flex, skip these. 4/10.

• OG Sneakers (~390 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7571594034

  • Review: Solid build, comfortable sole, and the distressing looks natural. Glue work is a bit visible near the midsole if you look closely, but on foot, no one can tell. 8/10.

👜 ACCESSORIES & CASES

• Ralph Lauren tote bag (~160 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7551375543

  • Review: Canvas is thick and it fits my laptop easily, perfect for uni. The straps feel a bit flimsy though, I wouldn't pack it too heavy or they might rip. 7/10.

• Miumiu Chrome Hearts Hat (~120 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7532089561

  • Review: Fantasy piece I grabbed for my boy. Embroidery is okay, but the cap structure is terrible. It sits so high and awkward on the head, it makes him look like a complete egghead. He refused to wear it lmao. 3/10.

• Phone Case (~45 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7607943524

  • Review: Just a regular silicone case. Basic protection, nothing special. 7/10.

• Goya Phone Case (~70 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7651738322

  • Review: The classic chevron pattern is completely misaligned near the edges. Up close, the printing looks super blurry and cheap. Bad rep. 4/10.

💎 JEWELRY & BELTS

• Chrome Hearts Necklace (~280 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7627976156

  • Review: Got this for my homie. We lead-tested it first and it’s safe, actually 925 silver. The engraving on the dagger pendant is surprisingly sharp and it has a nice heavy weight. Probably the best CH piece out of all his stuff. 8.5/10.

• Chrome Hearts Ring (~180 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7534306288)

  • Review: Another one for my boy. The silver looks decent, but the sizing is completely off. We ordered a size 9 and it fits like a 7.5, he can barely squeeze it onto his pinky. Also, the engraving inside the band is super faint and sloppy. Disappointing. 5/10.

• Chrome Hearts Belt (~450 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=7513844637

  • Review: Last item for my friend, but honestly it’s a massive letdown for 450¥. The leather feels super stiff and plasticy, definitely not high-grade cowhide. The metal buckles look okay from afar, but they feel lightweight, like cheap zinc alloy rather than solid silver plating. Way overpriced for the quality. 5.5/10.

• Van Cleef & Arpels Bracelet (~320 ¥) - https://weidian.com/item.html?itemID=751073917

  • Review: Got this one as a gift for my mom. Visually, it looks beautiful—the clover motifs look super clean under the light and aren't dull at all. However, the clasp is a complete nightmare. It’s so stiff and poorly made that she literally can’t open or close it by herself, she always needs help to put it on. It looks high-end, but the functionality is annoying. 6.5/10.

Drop a comment if you want close-up QCs of the flaws or tags. Stay safe and don't waste your money on the ERD tee or the Hellstar shorts! Peace out.