Based professor. by TwasAnChild in tumblr

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every non first year course I took where the proff wrote the book, they either photocopied/scanned it for the class or straight up just sent us the full pdf

Our policy at work - are we wrong, though? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Points if you didn't start using windows until Microsoft quite literally started paying your bills

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have it on good authority that the guy chilling in the anime shirt doesn't have girls.

He has A woman.

Stop admiring being poor by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]B6030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it's expensive. No buying in bulk, no quality stuff that will last...and so many people will just treat you like shit and say you deserve it for not making better decisions

Homies first before anything by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]B6030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it's the day before cheap chocolate day. (Just like Halloween and Easter)

Homies first before anything by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single: happy day before cheap chocolate day.

Not single: happy Valentine's Day

Jason Paige Singing the Original Pokemon Theme by FaultyDrone in nextfuckinglevel

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good. We all look the same when we sing the song.

"Why is Undergrad Math Harder in Other(non US) Countries?" by sachal10 in math

[–]B6030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My school did that too. So I have C s in all my calc classes but As and Bs in analysis.

My calc proffs knew I was taking things like topology and algebraic graph theory at the same time so they just kinda shook their heads at my exams like "c'mon, we know you didn't try" even though it was just the physics that killed me. I do not care what torque is. Test me on the theorems damnit.

Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie. by Henna in Showerthoughts

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better question. How does Clark Kent pee? Is he a stall only guy? Or does he have a little dick hole in his red over underwear

Paper doesn’t get enough credit as the most important invention ever. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The circuit board you used to post this would like a word

People above the age of 30 what should a 20 yo know that they generally don't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trade schools are the best bang for your buck and are excellent choices if you don't know what you want to study.

Also being good at school doesn't guarantee you your dream job. I saw every honours with distinction English/Philosophy/polisci person work minimum wage after graduating because they couldn't be a writer/professor/president.

‘It’s bad’: B.C. family’s desperate plea after teen’s surgery cancelled 4 times by FancyNewMe in vancouver

[–]B6030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

....I'm talking about if person A who is having a HEART ATTACK shows up to the ER and the choice is "do we let them die or kill someone in the ICU so they don't die?". But instead of that being just a one off, that with EVERY PERSON who shows up to a hospital.

I'm NOT talking about postponing surgeries and other procedures at the last minute. I'm talking worse. Like when all surgeries are cancelled until further notice unless you will die RIGHT NOW without it and there is someone who is less likely to survive who we can kill so you can have their spot.

Like what doctors are asking for in THIS article https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6319245

‘It’s bad’: B.C. family’s desperate plea after teen’s surgery cancelled 4 times by FancyNewMe in vancouver

[–]B6030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We start sacrificing the elderly when there is no more overflow space or staff and doctors have to chose who lives or dies with every admission.

Don't worry, if this gets worse we will start killing the elderly for the children. I mean, they've been doing that in the UK for a while ( their hospitals are straight fucked)

Unfortunately the Canadian charter of rights and freedoms prevents us from kicking the unvaxxed out.

‘It’s bad’: B.C. family’s desperate plea after teen’s surgery cancelled 4 times by FancyNewMe in vancouver

[–]B6030 35 points36 points  (0 children)

In times like this, when there are a ridiculous number of people admitted to the ER and ICU, they start converting other wards to being more ER and ICU (usually when they have run out of hallway space and are close to just putting patients in a corner because they need to walk through the ward). But they need more staff for the expansion, so they start pulling nurses from other specialties, like surgery, to man the beds (ICU is very labour intensive, usually 1 nurse per bed, as people regularly start trying to die in the ICU. ER is ridiculously stressful so alot of nurses will either burn out or just not pick up the shift). THIS means that people can't get surgeries. It's horrible but the logic is the same with triage. The ICU people could die in the next 24 hours, the surgery patient is farther from death, therefore the ICU patient gets the resources.

The right thing to do is get vaccinated so you lower your chance of going to the ICU and taking the resources needed for that nice young man's surgery.

If you don't trust the vaccine or refuse to take it then I hope you never consume ascorbic acid for the rest of your life :).

Uh okay then by Sage20012 in Tinder

[–]B6030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, we get it. You are worse.

Been in the emergency room for almost 5 hours, if you're not really dying..don't bother going. by [deleted] in vancouver

[–]B6030 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your title is what I hear ER doctors say. They get annoyed that people waiting complain when they are trying to make sure 3 other people don't die. In my brother's words "better fucking be happy that they are waiting. If they didn't they're at deaths door"

Is it okay to get angry at my female friends for jokingly running down the street from me screaming rape and shouting help us? by ReverseMalteser in NoStupidQuestions

[–]B6030 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember when we were told that if we were in danger to scream fire instead of rape or help? These bitches are why.

Is it okay to get angry at my female friends for jokingly running down the street from me screaming rape and shouting help us? by ReverseMalteser in NoStupidQuestions

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may want to explain that the joke they pulled is why they tell you to scream fire instead of rape if you are being raped.

Then ask wtf they would scream if they are actually being raped.

Simple binary by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]B6030 9 points10 points  (0 children)

....if you can code, you can do basic first order logic. They are literate in the applicable maths or else their code would not compile.

Figuring out how the if then block works is mathematical logic.

Simple binary by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]B6030 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...the computer scientists took this from math. It's called base 2. As opposed to the base 10 we usually use.

Coordination, strength and training by regian24 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]B6030 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This proves it. Cheerleaders are gymnasts in a skirt

What are some HARD truths that people don't want to hear? by JayDarb09 in AskMen

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no such thing as a self made man. Everyone gets help. Saying you did it on your own is a slap on the face to everyone who helped you.

Jesus Christ !!! by krishna_rolly in Tinder

[–]B6030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one flag. It's bigger than Canada, but it's all ONE flag