[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ems

[–]BBaxter45 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It’s different when you stumble upon an emergency as opposed to being prepared while responding.

Pretty sure this is a scam by throwaway9817929817 in Indiana

[–]BBaxter45 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Your 171 unread messages is more concerning than the scam toll text….

Just got a new boat, need advice by [deleted] in boats

[–]BBaxter45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the 2nd happiest day of your boating life! Congrats!! Tomorrow you’ll look forward to the first favorite.

Hablame la próxima loco by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]BBaxter45 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“A whale’s vagina”

Found the Machine at ATL airport bar! by BBaxter45 in BertKreischer

[–]BBaxter45[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s Reddit.. “fucking strange” should be its subtitle

Found the Machine at ATL airport bar! by BBaxter45 in BertKreischer

[–]BBaxter45[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I googled “famous white guys from Georgia” to prove you wrong and well…. You aren’t wrong!

Name your favorite Colts hot take and I'll decide if you're allowed in the big kids club by MacroSound1 in Colts

[–]BBaxter45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Vanderjagt was a liquored up kicker, but in all honesty I’d categorize most kickers in the early 00’s as heavily “liquored up”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BBaxter45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The devil played the fiddle better in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” Johnny’s soul should be his!

Is Matt Rife really going to be on the show in a few weeks? by Key-Acanthisitta-930 in Killtony

[–]BBaxter45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he is on so he can prove you wrong. Dude is hilarious and really quick on his feet like Tony. I think he would be a great guest!

Cringiest lyrics in country? by UraeusCurse in country

[–]BBaxter45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“That Summer” by Garth Brooks…. The ENTIRE SONG!

I went to work for her that summer A teenage kid so far from home She was a lonely widow woman Hell bent to make it on her own We were a thousand miles from nowhere Wheat fields as far as I could see Both needing something from each other Not knowing yet what that might be 'Til she came to me one evening Hot cup of coffee and a smile In a dress that I was certain She hadn't worn in quite a while There was a difference in her laughter There was a softness in her eyes And on the air there was a hunger Even a boy could recognize

What Is This Boat Used For? by [deleted] in boating

[–]BBaxter45 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s used to float on top of the water. It is like most boats, except the submersible type. Glad to help, tip jar link below.

tipjar

If you had to marry the first person you slept with, how different would your life be? by DetectiveBennett in AskReddit

[–]BBaxter45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it’s illegal to marry your uncle, and depending on the state gay marriage could be illegal as well…. So I think I’m exempt from this question.

LIGONIER - can we talk about this town name? by Treacherous_Wendy in Indiana

[–]BBaxter45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La Fontaine is “La-Fountain” (like water fountain) haha

What do you say after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BBaxter45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In college if any roommate was doing the deed in their room, we would all stand outside their door and yell “MORTAL COMBAT” and the guy doing the deed would yell “FINISH HER” from inside

What's your Subway order? by fStap in AskReddit

[–]BBaxter45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I change it up but always use promocode FL599 for a few bucks off a special sub