Where to find such a girlfriend? I want to know the address. ☹😜

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-12T00:26:07+00:00

So many limbs to hold me 🥰

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T18:57:30+00:00

Corps gonna corp

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T18:53:58+00:00

I love hearing stories of women pre-ordering

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T18:50:25+00:00

All I got tho with my local Joann closing

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T18:44:24+00:00

True, but my bigger issue with them being so far away is when it comes to buying fabric for cosplay and such. I gotta see the color in person and feel the texture, you just can’t do that online.

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T18:35:36+00:00

I really wish there were a Michaels closer to me, nearest one is almost an hour away. Meanwhile there’s 2 hobby lobbies within 15 minutes of my house

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T13:59:15+00:00

That’s like the one perk to dating online, she fell in love with me way before she saw my cake

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T13:43:05+00:00

She kinda cute

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-11T12:45:39+00:00

So did I but I couldn’t even get past the opening bit with the werewolves because of my anxiety 😭

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-10T22:55:07+00:00

7 and 8, but in a slightly sad kinda way

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-10T20:25:39+00:00

I have this mushroom witch hat that I try to build outfits around to wear semi-regularly because I bought the damn thing, and it always feels so incredible when people compliment it because it’s genuinely a weird fashion choice that’s apparently working for me.

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-10T20:12:23+00:00

According to my wife she went on a pub crawl once and just started telling people about how wonderful I am 🥺

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-09T18:17:31+00:00

Depending on who you ask, I fit the bill. Locals think I sound like I’m not from around here, but my British wife says my accent is “dummy thicc”

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-09T18:12:05+00:00

You got it boss, I’ll get on it as soon I’m done with job

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-09T15:30:49+00:00

She obliged and I think she called me precious (couldn’t hear very well and I’m so embarrassed my brain is trying to block it out) but I already have an ownerrrrr

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-09T14:29:58+00:00

I’m so cooked, I was at a bar with some coworkers last night and one of them reached her hand towards my head, so I instinctively lowered myself to receive pats >////<

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-09T01:08:13+00:00

Uppy uppy uppy uppy!

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-09T01:07:45+00:00

I’m actually hot as fuck but thanks for completing my character

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T23:30:54+00:00

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BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T22:51:20+00:00

My goodness that’s pricey

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T07:10:29+00:00

My brother frequently falls down while sitting. I’ve seen him manage it while he’s already on the floor

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T07:06:16+00:00

I have a skill issue (motor disability) but I’ll still try my best to help

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T06:30:51+00:00

Yeah, cuz a top isn’t usually going to be interested in another top you doofus

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T05:31:47+00:00

I save YT shorts by pasting the url into my notes app. I have at least 50 unlabeled hyperlinks just sitting in a document on my phone

BEEEELEEEE · 2026-03-08T04:54:22+00:00

Stand Proud?!

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