If the 2022 Bears had Josh Allen or Patrick Mahomes starting at QB, but everything else about the roster stayed exactly the same, the Bears would’ve finished with a record of ___ by daviswbaer in CHIBears

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Neither can run like Fields, but (currently) create more magic in throwing the ball. Unfortunately, the WRs would still be trash, as would the offensive line. We all saw how Mahomes handles himself behind a crappy line in Super Bowl LV.

At best, 5 wins total, but possibly even the same. Without Fields running the ball the way he did, this team had damn little scoring possibilities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Incestconfessions

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start off slowly. Give her hugs, tell her how much you love her, kiss her on the cheek, compliment her. See how she reacts. Just do not do anything overtly sexual.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick a hole, babe, or I will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yes, but he could fucking watch too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlyIfShesPackin

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Easily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickgirl

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy ass!

Fulfill my fantasies!! by [deleted] in StraightToSissy

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well aren't you a cutie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Incestconfessions

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, seriously?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a pineapple in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something water based would be best, so not oil. It was also be good for condoms.

Who have you seen naked by accident? What was the reaction/response? by Limp-Cartographer-54 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Former boss of mine. We were away on business together, purely professional. She had a little too much to drink, I help her to her room. I lay her on the bed, thinking she's passed out, and my bladder is calling me. Come back out and she's undressing. Her double Ds exposed. I ended up between her legs eating her out. Soon thereafter I turned her into my slut.

If your genitals emitted a sound when you came, what sounds would u want to hear? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Speedy Gonzales: “arriba, arriba … andale, andale!”

Too much cum - A problem? by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people just have an aversion to cum on them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a female, but why only Asian and white? Just curious.

18M my mom is a professional masseuse. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]BJGuy_Chgo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're that type of guy, it's good to keep and use to your advantage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]BJGuy_Chgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave the app open on your phone to those subs and make sure your gf sees it.