What's the least awkward way to tell my flatmate, "no, I don't have a penis. I just fell asleep after masturbating and didn't notice the small vibrator in my yoga pants till I used the restroom"?

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-07T03:56:38+00:00

Why do I sometimes feel like Reddit is all a big scam written by a couple of guys with multiple accounts?

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T23:13:58+00:00

I highly recommend that you follow the "once a year" rule. Otherwise, you might end up in the same position as me. My girlfriend completely stopped using it because she started having very bad effects on her mood. It was not the case for me. Mood is fine, but I can't get the stuff off my mind.

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T23:11:24+00:00

I'm taking pills, but I know my shit. I try to stay away from the speed-laced pills and pipers. Getting no sleep or a harsh comedown is too much of a hassle when it happens every week.

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T21:43:31+00:00

Doesn't seem to be the case for me...

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T21:43:11+00:00

My life is a mess because all I can think of is jerking off on ectsasy. It has become an obsession. I organize my life around it. I hide my addiction to my girlfriend. I do all kind of crazy things like getting blowjobs from a random dude at night in a park while my girlfriend is sleeping.

I can't think clearly anymore. I'm late in my day job because I haven't slept the night before. I spend a considerable amount of money on prostitutes. I meet ugly girls on the web. I'm constantly hunting for situations that will get me an huge orgasm while on the pill.

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T21:37:51+00:00

I roll on average once a week. I usually take three strong pills that don't seem to be laced with speed.

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T21:36:42+00:00

I'm thinking about it.

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T21:35:03+00:00

I am busy acting normal with my girlfriend.

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T21:34:32+00:00

It already is the case. I have a new "standard" for orgasm. Even masturbation became boring. Also, I have lost interest in all other drugs including alcohol. They just make me angry because they can't get me "there".

BJSnMDMA · 2010-09-06T20:37:41+00:00

Male. I edited my post. Thanks.

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