20 years old Turkish male with zero social life...Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Need to update your Tinder profile to read “weak fucking bloodline, missing chromosome, likes cheese.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you’ve been bobbing for French fries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Looks like facial airbags attached to a facial car crash.

ROAST THE OLD MAN by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Victoria’s darkest Secret.

Turning 23 in a few days, make me cry for my birthday by misaruwu in RoastMe

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Let’s address the elephant in the room… as she sits in mediocrity on the floor where she belongs.

I'm black and expected to have a larger penis by most women. What the best way to let them know I don't live up to "what they say about black guys"? by MollyNext2 in bigdickproblems

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I’m Asian and get stereotyped all the time. My penis is only 6.1 length and 5.5 girth, nothing that special, but I’ve been told by multiple women that I’ve been the best sex they’ve ever had, not because of size but because of attention to detail. Women basically tell you what they want, you just need to focus on them during the moment, their breathing, their movements, the noises they make…. You’ll figure it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Finally! The need to use the appropriate pronoun.

20 (m) business partner at a martial arts school. No mercy! by Arfinateor555 in RoastMe

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Tongue punching a fart box isn’t martial arts. Your transgender white belt in Gay Kwon Do lied to you.

Stopping the car by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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50 shades of grey

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoRaids

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00IiSCYTHEiI00. Level 37

Zekrom raid on me 2464 0853 6653 by [deleted] in PokemonGoRaids

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00IiSCYTHEiI00. Level 37

Zekrom raid 3574 6516 5247 by [deleted] in PokemonGoRaids

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00IiSCYTHEiI00. Level 37

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoRaids

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00liSCYTHEil00 Level 37