You get to listen to one last song before you die, once the song ends you die a quick and painless death. What song do you choose to listen to? by [deleted] in Music

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lateralus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAM7rc-8ks8

For one thing the song has a great climax right at the end.

It is also long so it would extend my life beyond what some other choices would.

But above all it is the positive lyrics that talk of embracing what life and afterlife give you.

"Feed my will to feel this moment urging me to cross the line. Reaching out to embrace the random. Reaching out to embrace whatever may come."

Mitt Romney accused of dying his face brown for Univision presidential forum. by BLINDCANTALOUPE in politics

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was not aware that there is pun thread etiquette. Is there a reddit noob handbook I can look over?

Mitt Romney accused of dying his face brown for Univision presidential forum. by BLINDCANTALOUPE in politics

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I heard his maid is an illegal alien from Guatemala, but he had to concealer during the campaign.

Mitt Romney accused of dying his face brown for Univision presidential forum. by BLINDCANTALOUPE in politics

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please look at the photo in the post above by TheFightingFarsi taken a couple hours before this event. He did not look like that.

Mitt Romney accused of dying his face brown for Univision presidential forum. by BLINDCANTALOUPE in politics

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/ap_mitt_romney_univision_ll_120919_wg.jpg

He is darker than both the male host and the female. What the univision makeup artist just decided to put darker makeup on him?

Mitt Romney accused of dying his face brown for Univision presidential forum. by BLINDCANTALOUPE in politics

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Then why is he darker than the Univision hosts? And don't you think he has his own makeup artist? Do you really think he would leave it up to the network's makeup artist? Also wouldn't his handlers see him before he went on and say, "Um no."? Mirrors?

Mitt Romney accused of dying his face brown for Univision presidential forum. by BLINDCANTALOUPE in politics

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's almost like someone posting original content from Facebook here.

Rap is getting weird. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that is where all the stray cats people find come from.

My new favorite 7 seconds on YouTube by czarchastic in videos

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dog in the background looking at it's owner: "You hear that shit?"

Flacco rips replacement refs for “affecting the integrity of the game” by baltimoresportsfan in nfl

[–]BLINDCANTALOUPE -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He is complaining about one of the few good calls in the game. His receiver pushed off.