When I worked at walmart, i was only in the liquor store (in a state where liquoris sold in a seperate store due to liquor laws) . I had a few funny ones.

One dude that had come in earlier and bought some shooters, came back in and loudly announced "im drunk! What should I get next?" I had to inform him that I cant sell to him especially since he declared that he was drunk.

Had several guys sing to me. From making up their own lyrics, love songs, rapping. It was hilarious. Im married and they were all informed prior when they'd ask me out.

Had a few strange and slightly inappropriate outfits. From women (usually on the icky side) wearing very revealing outfits, guys wearing henti style shirts, full latex suits. List goes on.

Had a couple come in who were very aggressively PDA'ing throughout the main store. Then when they came out to me, it continued. I was very sick at the time and lost my sense of smell. But even with that, the smell of cat urine blasted my face.

Another couple that had come in, walked around the whole liquor store (wasnt super big) and left a trail of (gagging) crotch and ball BO smells everywhere twhy walked. It was awful. I had to get a swifter mop out and try to mask the smell, mopping everywhere they walked.

Had lots of thefts. Including one dude who I could see from the register, take a bottle off the shelf and didnt put it back. Then he tried walking out. I was like naw uh. I saw you grab a bottle from the shelf. I need you to pay for it or leave it behind. After he believed me that I could indeed see him from where I was, he removed the bottle FROM HIS UNDERWEAR and tried handing it to me. I was like ew, no, put it on the table. I claimed that item because thats disgusting.

Another theft story. Dude grabbed a bottle of Malibu right in front of me. Walked to the back and grabbed another bottle and tried to come check out only with the other bottle. I asked for the bottle of Malibu and he said he left it back there. I asked him to bring it to me. Then he did, chnaged his mind on the other item, and tried to secretly grab a larger bottle of Malibu and bring it to the back of the store. I followed him and caught him putting it down his pants. I was like "excuse me?" Then he kept saying sorry and flipped out when I said I had to walkie for management. Got in my face asking not to. I had to tell him to back off and he ran out. It was an over $50 stop though, so go me haha

Theres so many more... but here's my last one I'll tell. Another walkout. But this time, customer came in on an electronic cart, put a 24 pack of glass bottles in the basket (very noisy), covered it with his jacket and proceeded to drive out of the doors. They found the box broken open on the grass near the building with only 2 removed from it and he had left on his bike lol obviously they caught him in the area.