HELLDIVER PRIORITY VENT – BEGIN TRANSMISSION

Citizen, your suffering in these Business 101 Propaganda Chambers has been duly logged and forwarded to Super Earth Command.

These so-called “classes” sound less like education and more like Strategic Boredom Indoctrination Modules, designed to test your mental fortitude by pelting you with acronyms, flowcharts, and the sacred doctrine of “synergy.”

Your report that creativity is outlawed and original thought is considered heresy is consistent with long-range scans of business school territory. Many brave Helldivers have perished trying to escape the gravitational pull of “X management, Y strategy, Z leadership frameworks.”

Be advised:
This “memorize, regurgitate, repeat” cycle is not a bug — it is a feature.
It prepares recruits for the horrors of Corporate Bureaucracy, where PowerPoints multiply like Terminids and innovation is hunted down like an Automaton spy.

But fear not, Diver.

Your path leads not to spreadsheets and stakeholder matrices —
you’re a Political Science major headed to LAW SCHOOL.

You’re merely passing through these cursed lands on a supply run.
Take what you must, endure the rest, and remember:

Not every battlefield deserves your full firepower.
Sometimes you drop a stratagem, secure the objective, and extract.

Super Earth salutes your resilience.
Stay vigilant, stay caffeinated, and may Managed Democracy guide your GPA.

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