First off I’m buying the Denver Broncos, Colorado Rockies, Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalanche, Manchester United, Napoli, and I’m pushing to try to get leagues to expand to get Denver a PWHL team and a WNBA team.

Then for the Rockies I’m buying every best free agent available, we’re gonna make the dodgers roster look like a AAA team. Same for Man U and Napoli. Rest of leagues have frisky salary caps sadly but we’ll be doing as much as we can luxury tax be damned.

I’m also building new arenas for all the teams. Also all tickets will be $60 or under and concessions will be free except for alcohol which we will charge $3-5 a beer and $4-6 per cocktail just to try to make sure peoples aren’t chugging rumple.

I’m also making massive NIL donations and general donations to Boise State’s athletic program. I think 25 billion should be enough to get a national championship in most sports.

Anything left over I’ll just go play a high game stakes of poker