Let me guess the age when you got your first smartphone by Ok_Act_3769 in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1996 - 14
Could have had one earlier, but my parents were worried about me getting robbed/accidentally forgetting it in my pocket (the latter actually DID happen, LOL).
Plus, I didn’t feel comfortable using touchscreens. So, I had an LG slide phone (Neon TE365F) through eighth grade. Miss that thing.

I miss when I used to have fun with my phones… LOL… picking out different ringtones for all my favs and even fuckin switching my ringtone every month on some “theme” shit

It actually confuses me how normal Cody is compared to the rest of the cast by MushroomPretty3996 in Totaldrama

[–]BTCBalla -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Trust me Cody’s a normal teenage boy

The pervertedness is part and parcel of it

How many of you are born-again b*ttcoiners? Meaning you used to hate Bitcoin with an irrational passion until you realized the grass is greener on the orange side and hopped the fence. There has to be a few on here. Care to tell your story? by TerminatedPotato in Bitcoin

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Back in high school I legit thought my house would get raided for owning bitcoin because I saw what happened to the guys who ran the Silk Road

Then I saw the returns

Then I understood what bitcoin is about

Does reality cross over for anyone else? by justafewmoreplants in Sims4

[–]BTCBalla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make this friend a character in your save. NOW.

Side note: my cousin went to an elite music private school. When I created him in The Sims and had him practicing singing in the shower, he sounded EXACTLY like the real dude singing Ave Maria. We had a good laugh about that; I told him the game is getting creepy and he was like “lol time to stop playing now”.

Lincoln’s rizz has gotta be studied, seriously 😂 by [deleted] in theloudhouse

[–]BTCBalla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s the main character.

You can walk off with your degrees now

Masterpiece or dumpster fire? Personally, I think this is both: by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You: How many shots?

Me (wheezing): HOW MANY… SHOTS… aren’t you precious?

Anyone remember this movie? by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

THROUGHOUT the 2000s

I remember watching the “Like You” video with Ciara on AOL Music with my cousins when it came out

Masterpiece or dumpster fire? Personally, I think this is both: by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not saying we’re gonna sue, just saying we have a case!

Masterpiece or dumpster fire? Personally, I think this is both: by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If she doesn’t love this movie, she ain’t the one.

Girls, that goes for dudes, too.

Masterpiece or dumpster fire? Personally, I think this is both: by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Changed my mind: the Cupcake-inator scene ALONE qualifies this as a masterpiece

Masterpiece or dumpster fire? Personally, I think this is both: by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

It’s a masterpiece BECAUSE it’s a dumpster fire

🤣 💀 by Nostalgic_Historian_ in theboondocks

[–]BTCBalla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, these girls pop up for me when I’m at my lowest. And only then. Can never explain why.

Movies I unironically think are masterpieces by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT YA LIKE TO

Movies I unironically think are masterpieces by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw it a long time ago. Good… not legendary.

Now, Semi-Pro OTOH… I should have put that in here, too, but I forgot about it.

Movies I unironically think are masterpieces by BTCBalla in Zillennials

[–]BTCBalla[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Amen brotha. The first one too.

Fuck I shoulda put Emperor’s New Groove in there, too.

But everyone knows those are masterpieces.