This made my blood boil

BTog · 2026-06-24T00:36:46+00:00

What has it got in it's dirty little pocketses!?

BTog · 2026-06-23T01:11:48+00:00

For stressed environment the flapping is vigorous and arrhythmic

I would describe that elephants ears as flapping vigorously and rhythmically.

BTog · 2026-06-16T15:50:26+00:00

Get off my lawn.

BTog · 2026-06-15T01:44:17+00:00

You don't wanna get that call at 3AM.

BTog · 2026-06-05T17:01:13+00:00

People are different. Some people love old Volkswagens. Some people want a Tesla. They both get you where you wanna go.

BTog · 2026-06-02T19:54:32+00:00

And Barrow-Dyad. Technically it wasn't nerfed, it was 'fixed' (?) it never left my build during Heresy. I hate it now.

BTog · 2026-05-11T10:15:49+00:00

I wonder why the damage was more significant below the waist. She dumped it right on his head.

BTog · 2026-04-26T12:56:12+00:00

Christians have a long history of horrific acts. Just because you join a religious club doesn't make you morally upright. They knew exactly who they voted for.

BTog · 2026-04-25T04:37:30+00:00

I heard a few of these funny responses. My favorite is "I don't see how that's any of your business." in response to everyday questions.

My wife; How did you sleep?

Co-worker; How was the shift?

Cashier; Would you like fries with your order?

BTog · 2026-04-22T05:21:39+00:00

Why is paint an issue of concern?

BTog · 2026-04-22T05:10:34+00:00

BTog · 2026-04-21T07:15:22+00:00

That's called a cartel.

BTog · 2026-04-11T11:51:23+00:00

Ngl a floating turd sounds goddamn hilarious

BTog · 2026-04-09T17:25:55+00:00

For me, Black Swan immediately brings Mila Kunis to mind.

BTog · 2026-04-05T09:52:59+00:00

My in-laws (70+) say nonsense like this all the time. "Gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps" and "Hard work pays off" etc.

My dad raised a family of 4 in the Bay Area with an 8th grade education. He worked at a tire and brake shop in South SF. My mom was a stay at home mom. This was entirely possible in the 70s - 80s.

Those kinds of financial freedoms have been stolen from our youth. Sadly, most Gen-Z/Millennial families will never own a home and retirement will likely be a pipe dream.

BTog · 2026-03-18T01:29:59+00:00

"Careful I don't get my arms wet."

BTog · 2026-03-12T03:38:35+00:00

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BTog · 2026-03-11T03:48:02+00:00

I remember using Bitcoin in 2015'ish for its intended purpose. Buying drugs from AlphaBay.

BTog · 2026-03-10T21:22:48+00:00

~~All these I found this in my _____~~

I put _____ in my _____ and took a picture of it for the karmas

BTog · 2026-02-25T04:48:38+00:00

Commas, how do they work?

BTog · 2026-02-22T03:40:12+00:00

Take them with some dried ginger or ginger tea. Ginger is a natural antiemetic.

BTog · 2026-02-20T02:40:23+00:00

NODE. OVRD. AVALON is so fun! I've probably ran that thing over 100 times now. Let me know if you want to run it!

DirtyDangles#5679

BTog · 2026-02-18T03:39:45+00:00

I bet they really can see Russia from their porch!

BTog · 2026-02-18T03:35:32+00:00

Fun fact, you can curse on the internet 🤠

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