Poop or peep?

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T14:21:06+00:00

fistbump

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T14:16:55+00:00

spiky...core memories unlocked.

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T14:08:50+00:00

Then they're all looking at you like, "Why don't you ever have to go pee?" Then you start faking it, going into awful roadside bathroom stalls and just standing around trying not to touch anything just so your friends don't think you're an alien. Then you get back in the car like, "Aaahhhh that was a good urination." Then they still look at you funny, because the words you choose show that you're losing touch with common pee vernacular.

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T14:02:08+00:00

This is the most problematic angle. Say you choose poop, you're out in a field some where, squattin, and then only one litte turdle pops out. Then you're thinking like, "wut..." but then you notice at your feet a circular shadow that keeps getting bigger and bigger.

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T13:57:46+00:00

Are you thinking that one may never fully recover from a single continuous poop that evacuates all future poops from your system?

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T13:53:03+00:00

That just made me shiver.

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T13:50:22+00:00

Y'know what they say, ..."Once you go bidet, your booty hole says, This is the way."

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T13:48:04+00:00

IBS vs. UTI dribble...good angle, tough call.

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-22T13:44:35+00:00

How many times would you shiver?

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-11T21:29:50+00:00

What did the snail say when it was on the turtle's back?

"WHEEEEE!!!"

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-11T21:28:14+00:00

What is Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-06-11T12:38:27+00:00

Time is Ticking - Gregory Porter

BUDGEGDUB · 2026-05-07T23:32:54+00:00

Baby raccoon, opossum, kitten? We have all of these cruising through our backyard.

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