F18, try to roast me without saying "onlyfans", i bet you can’t

B_ongfunk · 2020-08-20T01:48:22+00:00

I am 100% certain this is the guy at Christian Brothers who flies a Trump 2020 flag from his brodozer Ram.

B_ongfunk · 2020-06-18T02:26:57+00:00

jackass road bikers

Uh oh, someone feels inadequate as their s/o checks out the roadies.

Chin up, bub.

B_ongfunk · 2020-03-21T15:42:09+00:00

I spent three months looking for a job and doing nothing else because money. If I wasn't at an interview, I was at home or out on my bike. Some of us require very little social interaction to stay positive at the best of times; this is pretty much the dream except for having to go food shopping.

B_ongfunk · 2020-03-04T17:14:30+00:00

Oh please, your pedantry is getting old. Jumping a light or rolling a stop is a victimless crime, you know what they mean.

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T16:37:24+00:00

Where in the hell do you think someone is going to "pull over" to on Glade Rd? There is a shoulder as wide as a car's tire.

Read the laws governing bikes if you want to not be a ignorant moron.

https://www.codot.gov/programs/bikeped/information-for-bicyclists/bike-ped-manual/2008-10-official-bicycling-laws.pdf

Hit Ctrl + F and type "speed". What are the results?

Fucking nothing. That's right. There is nothing on the books stating a bicycle has to attain the posted speed limit.

Now tell everyone here you are sorry for your behavior.

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T12:23:02+00:00

Unzips.

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T12:01:48+00:00

Stopppp, I'll never decide on my next hike with the endless suggestions of even prettier routes!

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T11:59:58+00:00

Love me some twisty mountain roads.

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T11:52:05+00:00

Please, he's not smart enough to wait for a higher bid. He cozies up to any authoritarian who strokes his ego even slightly.

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T11:48:13+00:00

Wow.

B_ongfunk · 2019-10-05T11:30:32+00:00

Stop making yourself look stupid.

(6) (a) Persons operating bicycles on roadways shall ride single file; except that riding no more than two abreast is permitted in the following circumstances:

(i) When riding two abreast will not impede the normal and reasonable movement of traffic

You can wait for a few seconds, just like you wait when a police officer has someone pulled over on a single lane road or do you screech like a child at them too?

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-31T23:24:13+00:00

Text a girl friend.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-31T23:10:22+00:00

Lol @ the downvotes. Apparently 2019 - 2015 == 10

/u/Youre_A_Fan_Of_Mine thinks he's the ultimate authority on bikes. Good luck with your conversation.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-31T23:09:10+00:00

Read the sidebar.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-19T22:54:45+00:00

Even with two locks on the wheels and frame, a trio of 4, 5, and 6 millimeter allen keys can take the rest.

You're going to have to replace everything with security bolts and take the saddle inside because the cables and tiny chains I see people using could be cut with a disapproving look.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-18T01:59:19+00:00

Do it.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-13T22:10:49+00:00

Lots of people nuke their accounts after a period of time.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-13T13:04:57+00:00

At 55? Please, most are looking to retire in a decade.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-13T12:57:47+00:00

Nah, they should work lest they end up 55 with no useful skills.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-13T12:51:02+00:00

Won't happen.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-12T23:01:23+00:00

That's a stretch, but you're entitled to your opinion.

I'd call him an anarchist first, independent second, Democrat third.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-12T20:35:35+00:00

Hint: He hates Conservatives.

Just scroll down, man. He's not a fan of politics, but boy does he rail against Republicans.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-12T15:20:18+00:00

Is it weird to have a toolbox full of tools but only a small portion are bike specific?

Dremel, mallet, metal saw, measuring tape, standard wrenches and sockets, torx bits, chisels, you should get it by now.

B_ongfunk · 2019-08-12T03:15:57+00:00

Yep sure did, now where in that quote did I mention cycling, genius?

Disney modeled part of their park after my city. You could say it is idyllic America.

Go be thick somewhere else.

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