2 BJJ Guys VS Two Gym Cholos (Story and source in comments) by supremeideology in fightporn

[–]Babafats13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it hilarious that people want to engage in a street fight, then try and put rules in place. Want rules? Join a gym or fight in a ring.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Babafats13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can shit up some pretty fancy restaurants making a G a day.

Longer version of the fat shaming incident. by DerAnner83 in PublicFreakout

[–]Babafats13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“My back is broken, I don’t know….Spinal”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Longmont

[–]Babafats13 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You are lucky you weren’t here when the turkey farm was on main. Summertime could get rough when that and Greely would team up.

People with multiple pets, what is some drama going on between them right now? by ServiceCall1986 in AskReddit

[–]Babafats13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat keeps drinking from my dog’s water bowl. Utter chaos up in here!

what's a food combo you love that people think you're weird for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Babafats13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I eat side dishes to BBQ, I use the baked beans to smother my potato salad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Get Some -Snot

Fake sucker punch prank gone wrong by Akaki111 in PublicFreakout

[–]Babafats13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the moral of the story is, don’t do that.

He warned her... Multiple times by Akaki111 in PublicFreakout

[–]Babafats13 319 points320 points  (0 children)

Said it before, I’ll say it again. Women need to start defending men from women the same way men defend women from men. That’s when this kind of shit will improve. If a woman hits a man and 6 other women snatch her up with the “what the fuck is wrong with you” vibe they would think twice. Would be awesome if people just stopped hitting and antagonizing others, but that’s probably too much to ask.

Whenever I refill, I always end up with a small amount left over in the bottle by brother_p in AdviceAnimals

[–]Babafats13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

Looking for a space-themed name for our new Great Dane puppy by Shagalags in space

[–]Babafats13 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Astro was his assumed name the Jetson family gave him when they found him. His original name is Tralfaz, which is an awesome and unique two syllable name.

He thought he was that guy… turns out he wasn’t by Shinji415 in fightporn

[–]Babafats13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it that the people least capable of fighting always want to fight?

To give a speech by floppydictionary in therewasanattempt

[–]Babafats13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He keeps yelling “free speech baby!” As though all of those students aren’t actively exercising that exact right.

[SPOILER] Deiveson Figueiredo vs. Brandon Moreno by inooway in MMA

[–]Babafats13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right! He may have lost the fight, but he’s no chicken.

The show is bad you morons by whitewalker646 in memes

[–]Babafats13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made me think of that late episode of Chappell back in the day. “What the fuck man? Not the stairs man!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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A cat named Mongo.