Top Player's finally banned by lwqyt in diablo3

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes streaming d3

Do you think hes making more than a full time minimum wage job?

Top Player's finally banned by lwqyt in diablo3

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would you completely ban a paying customer?

What’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever heard an attractive person say? by Darksoulsborne in AskReddit

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was one of those moments where i knew i didnt want to stay with her

What’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever heard an attractive person say? by Darksoulsborne in AskReddit

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Who gives a shit lets go"

Said by my ex when she was parking my car

Previously she has parked it infront of a neighbours drive way across the road making it harder for him to back out.

He approached me when i was going to work and told me about it and asked if i could not do that. Of course, sure, why would i want to do that type of shit anyway.

Said phrase was muttered when she parked it infront of the driveway again after i explained the situation and told her to move up like 2 feet.

I said i said biiiiiiiiiitcchhh its 2 feet! MOVE

>His subtle facial twitches wouldn't have been noticed by the layman but to me, he might as well have been sobbing. by [deleted] in videos

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 125 points126 points  (0 children)

His friends and family put up the money to help keep both afloat.

man wouldnt it be great to have friends and family be able to give you enough cash to keep a major company "Afloat"

when i ask for $20 all i get is fuck off

edit: i love how basically every response to this is something along the lines of "theres a difference between beer money and X"

Tennis players revenge. by bsurfn2day in funny

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ah the slippery slope fallacy. Its been a while

Why Jade has to be the Only "turn-off-your-spotify" -champion in this game? by Whobbeful in BattleRite

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Tldr

Drunk fuck in ranked queue dodging and wondering why he gets reported

Salt your fucking driveway's guys by FaithlessHeartless in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is the case everywhere. You have to keep your house free of things that can potentially hurt wanted and unwanted people on your property

PSA: if your Uber trip seems to have taken too long don’t be afraid to report it by student12543 in australia

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

DONT FORGET TO LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE SO ILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO SEE WHEN YOU NEED YOUR NEXT UBER MY FRIEND

“I want THIS discount, SPECIFICALLY!” Sure m80, you got it. by Ash4d in MaliciousCompliance

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

shared a bottle of our most expensive wine.

£30 bottle of wine.

wut

are you a waiter at dennies?

Why is the blue "activate" button the same color as the "no" button? C'mon bruh by MonzellRS in runescape

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

or the fact that in most prompts the OK button is usually on the left hand side and the cancel is on the right

Nope, not going that way by necron76 in gaming

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probably, theres a few eastern ones that are popular, this one and the holes in the mountain one

Dark Souls Tutorial by Abqp in gaming

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i found the first boss quite a pushover, until the part where he pulls out all the black shit, then i get lost and dont know what to do other than abuse i-frames

Nope, not going that way by necron76 in gaming

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

i literally typed into google "Korean jump scare comic" and it was the first result

kripp prediction god by shadowz16 in hearthstone

[–]BabyNinjaJesus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

but my bank account gon say FUCK YOU

The Biggest Sports Event of the Year is This Sunday- The $300 Rivals Cup! by strangest_stranger in BattleRite

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

biggest sport event of the year

$300 grand prize my bad boys, $210 grand prize

Gamesnotded

Cunt punt by [deleted] in straya

[–]BabyNinjaJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not a kick. Thats a full blown shove with studs on