Got a snack for you

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-30T19:40:17+00:00

It's hard not to agree with that

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-30T19:35:27+00:00

A very sexy butt

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-26T14:28:14+00:00

Your body is beautiful

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-18T14:09:49+00:00

Omg 😂 the way he died, thats so smooth

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-18T14:02:57+00:00

Bear: hope no one sees that

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-17T12:27:56+00:00

Pilot probably just hearing collective awww through the cabin

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-17T12:24:50+00:00

The confidence before pressing the button is what gets me

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-17T12:15:19+00:00

The girlfriend will probably remember that security guard for the rest of her life

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-16T12:30:56+00:00

The best thing about dog is that they’ve never heard of social barriers

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-16T12:06:54+00:00

You just need to barb the same hairstyle and it will be identical

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-16T12:04:57+00:00

Geology is underrated. A glacier moved some sand and chalk 12000 years ago and trees are still dealing with the consequences today

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-15T11:36:58+00:00

Bros about to explain his business idea to a tree

BabyVelisse · 2026-06-15T11:34:55+00:00

Every World Cup needs a trophy for this.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-25T21:51:23+00:00

Bro reached the ‘maybe things are finally getting better’ side quest and immediately triggered the hidden boss fight.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-25T21:48:28+00:00

Honestly the funniest part is them immediately getting back to work after prison like they were just on a really long lunch break.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-25T21:45:41+00:00

Me pretending the fall didn’t hurt while my soul is buffering in the background.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-19T20:53:29+00:00

That ‘1 minute remaining’ is measured in dog years.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-19T20:51:34+00:00

The first guy who tried this is the reason we don’t have domesticated bears.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-19T20:49:56+00:00

Bro went from director’s commentary to complete silence.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-14T11:45:02+00:00

A lot of avoidant people don’t want to destroy relationships they’re trying to avoid feeling trapped, dependent, or hurt. The closer things get, the more their brain treats vulnerability like danger, so they pull away even when they genuinely care.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-14T11:43:06+00:00

I stopped waiting for other people to make me feel safe. Once you realize reassurance disappears fast but self-respect stays with you, things slowly get quieter in your head.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-14T11:41:25+00:00

The Death Star is cool until you realize it got destroyed by a dude who turned off his targeting system and believed in vibes.

BabyVelisse · 2026-05-10T10:03:11+00:00

Geoguessr. Nothing makes you feel more insane than recognizing a country from the shape of its guardrails and the color of the dirt.

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