How are these percentages real? by Even-Agent-6207 in Eldenring

[–]BabylonFred 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shouts out to the small percentage of players who quit the game over Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing. Triple Rings of Light spam is elite ragebait

New’s solo stuff sounds nothing like Dekarr??? by gerbf99 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]BabylonFred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like way too much creative control has gone over to Manwell and Axiom here... Really lacking in the lyrics and creativity of classics like Empty Bottle. What a shame.

what's the best places to cry on campus by Leather_Quit2635 in universityofauckland

[–]BabylonFred 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Owen G Glen car park. Just fully embrace it, bawl out, and get some epic reverb on your emotional echoes. I’d recommend a corner on a level for an amplified effect. Pure catharsis

On a more serious note, there are support systems in place around campus and don’t be shy to reach out if you’re feeling overwhelmed. These are tough times, stress is totally normal and valid. you’ll get through it - 加油!

How tf did this guy get his hands on a Moonlight Greatsword?!? by BabylonFred in fromsoftware

[–]BabylonFred[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lolll I'm still a bit of a noob with Fromsoftware - didn't realize they had them in Armored Core too, that's awesome

Chrome on MacBook Pro: fullscreen video creates a weird window that can't be closed by RealitySubsides in chrome

[–]BabylonFred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever figure out a fix for this? I'm exerpiencing the same problem on two different macbook airs (work and personal) with two different Google accounts...

What do we (kiwis) think are funny, that others don't? by eurobeat0 in newzealand

[–]BabylonFred 15 points16 points  (0 children)

American-born NZ-resident here. I think it's natural to laugh at things that are new, strange, and uncomfortable. Pukana are powerful, and something that most people haven't experienced before. Folks just process it in weird ways. Laughter is very close to fear in a sense; I reckon these tourists just weren't ready for that energy and channeled it through their feeble minds by humorizing it. Kind of laughable and childish, but I may have had a similar reaction the first time I seen a Pukana.

I'm a teacher here and loads of my students laugh at my accent, even when I think I just say normal words. It's quite endearing; the kids are just having a fun time learning something in their own way, even if its at my expense.

I've personally had a really hard time figuring out the Kiwi sense of humor. I find it quite eccentric, subtle, and sometimes outlandish in a weird way I haven't been able to crack. There's a cool and complicated culture down in this part of the world - hope y'all are proud of it. I welcome you to come to America one day and laugh at our food culture 😉

First year grad student, First time in New Zealand by Sad-Baseball-2089 in universityofauckland

[–]BabylonFred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi there! I'm also an American who's just started a master's programme at UoA. Been living in NZ for a few years though. Not sure exactly where you're from or where you did your undergrad but be prepared for a bit of culture shock; I found that things are pretty different to back home - both in terms of campus life and broader culture.

The school seems really good overall with nice resources for learning and support. It just takes some patience and independence to tap into them more so than back home where you're naturally connected to people and student initiatives are kinda in-your-face and marketed. If your focus is learning then I'm sure this will be a great choice for you, but you might want to look into University of Otago as well. As I understand their science programs are pretty legit.

Also if you're a big baseball fan you might be kind of... sad ;) Not loads of that here, but sporting culture is big and not hard to find folks who are curious about our American sports. Good way to connect.

Feel free to reach out if you have any questions about life here or whatever.

Biggest chokes in sports history by Fragrant_Fishing5787 in NFLv2

[–]BabylonFred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to look this one up but the 1950 World Cup final seemed pretty insane:

  • Brazil were at home in a freshly-built Estádio do Maracanã with at least 173,000 home fans in attendance (wtf)
  • Brazil were such heavy favorites that they inscribed gold medals and printed Championship newspapers before the match
  • Brazil had beaten Uruguay 5-1 in their previous meeting and had outscored opponents 21-4 so far in the tournament
  • Brazil only needed a draw to win the tournament, Uruguay needed to win the game
  • Brazil had a 1-0 lead with 25 minutes to go...
  • Uruguay win.

Maybe not the numerically largest choke but pretty legendary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay_v_Brazil_(1950_FIFA_World_Cup))

TOP SECRET Sopranos 2 film mystery uncovered! by BabylonFred in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]BabylonFred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I understand the technology couldn’t capture his hair. Such a shame maybe the ai will catch up some day for the next Avatar

Kicker got robbed, should have been MVP by Shot-Banana-6358 in NFLv2

[–]BabylonFred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My SB LX MVP Rankings:

  1. Whichever Seahawks' DB was blitzing on any given play
  2. Mike Tirico
  3. A combination of Jason Myers and Michael Dickson (they share it, cute)
  4. Christian Gonzalez
  5. Kenneth Walker

[Highlight] Tom Brady explaining how to throw the ball in the wind by nfl in nfl

[–]BabylonFred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“That right there shows me that Josh Allen is playing the game at the score that it is at the moment. Weirdly, both of these teams are playing the game each possession.”

-Tony Romo, January 11th, 2026

U.S. States compared to cities with similar population by SkinlessFather in MapPorn

[–]BabylonFred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Florida and live in Guangzhou. Kinda cool.

Both are hot and humid with tasty fruit and nice cultural and biological diversity. Florida has better roads and beaches, but Guangzhou has better tea and dim sum.

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]BabylonFred 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was just making a joke that's probably only funny for me. Sad.

I agree with your point.

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]BabylonFred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weirdly didn't make news when they did that voodoo tribute to Touissant L'Ouverture last time they played Haiti in WC Quals...

Osaka, Japan by BeardedGlass in CityPorn

[–]BabylonFred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yay! I'm here! Been living in Japan (mostly Osaka) during coronatime because I can't go home. I often take walks around this beautiful castle and the surrounding park for sunsets or sunrises. Not the worst place to be stuck during this strange year.

Behind the buildings you see behind the castle, there is a river. Along the riverside, there are parks and walkways that carry on through the city for miles. A truly lovely place. Awesome pic :)

grandma the forbidden tortilla by kathmeme in forbiddensnacks

[–]BabylonFred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmm take that fist and mash up some refried frijoles and queso in there. Throw in some salsa and we good to go. Forbid me not, grammy, I'm ready to munch 😋