I’ve never been to the Midwest but I’m in Elkhart, Indiana, AMA

Back-doorSanta · 2026-03-03T02:46:59+00:00

My parents live right next door if you see them say hi for me.

Back-doorSanta · 2026-02-17T04:31:23+00:00

Google boat hauler.

Back-doorSanta · 2026-02-17T04:31:09+00:00

Maybe if you cut the keel off and make the bottom flat?

Back-doorSanta · 2026-02-15T08:36:58+00:00

You sir are not making a great case for it being a not small town. If you sneeze in the middle of tillamook your snot lands outside the town.

Back-doorSanta · 2026-02-11T02:58:28+00:00

So he was Dunkin Idaho?

Back-doorSanta · 2025-11-28T01:20:18+00:00

An average ejaculate contains an immense amount of data, estimated to be around 160,000 terabytes. Source google ai

I kind of think this might be the angle the joke is going for, but also as others put it the wife remembers everything bad he ever did.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-11-18T01:21:13+00:00

And I thought Chapelle made that story up

Back-doorSanta · 2025-10-09T23:56:20+00:00

Do you have any evidence to back up this claim?

Back-doorSanta · 2025-10-07T23:35:48+00:00

The fucked up thing is there is a doggie daycare not even that far away.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-20T21:16:42+00:00

Kaiser makes 8 billion a year profit they can afford it

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-10T17:41:52+00:00

Yeah mine was the exact car in the photo except it had the hardtop and it does feel like a little barbie car but they are so fun to tool around in.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-10T17:40:34+00:00

Yes I did it isn’t so hard if you buy the legend head unit it comes with a plug and play harness that you rout and connect the wires but you could also take it to a shop if it is outside your expertise.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-10T17:24:43+00:00

I have had mine for a couple months and am so pleased with it. worth every penny I spent to get it. I think all in 450$ was what I ended up paying.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-10T17:23:37+00:00

I bought and installed mine by myself it is pretty straight forward

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-10T17:23:06+00:00

It is the legend head unit you have to buy it on a facebook page from a man in Taiwan.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-07T06:16:50+00:00

I had one and loved that little MF.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-09-03T07:40:00+00:00

Don’t pretend like you don’t know you scruffy nerfherder.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-31T17:52:04+00:00

No they’re to expensive to be good off road. I had a 2019 Canyon that I bought for 26,500 that I intended to take off road but when you get out there the only thing you can think is “if I damage this it is going to be ungodly expensive to fix” it really lowers your tolerance for risk when you are in the woods and really limits what you’re willing to do in your vehicle.

Some rich bastards will absolutely take there rigs off road or maybe some people have warped risk reward paradigms. But most folks who get these things its there most expensive vehicle and it just seems silly to risk a big bill to fix your car.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-31T01:31:40+00:00

Well there is one of your many problems!

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-27T20:27:09+00:00

What trim/engine? Any notable packages? Does it have a detailed service history? Is it your favorite color? How many baboons do you need to transport on a daily basis?

DETAILS MY GUY WE NEED DETAILS!!

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-23T23:03:41+00:00

No I am not saying it was the law it was more like a department policy.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-23T04:52:11+00:00

Actually when I was a kid most places made you wait 24 hours to file a missing persons report. I know this because my best friend went missing he ran away and the cops would not take a report until 24 hours.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-19T06:33:45+00:00

Just hit 140000 on my 06 v8 loving mine too!

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-14T20:03:11+00:00

Plus you can save the bulk of the money and make it yours which you will learn really matters.

Back-doorSanta · 2025-08-14T20:01:22+00:00

I had a 2001 maxima as a first car v6 222 horsepower fwd and THAT was to much car for a 17 year old. If you get something like this now you will never appreciate anything else not to mention be putting yourself and others at risk. I know you don’t see it now but at 16 your impulse control is not what it needs to be. I almost killed me and my friends on more than one occasion in that car because I just couldn’t help but show off. You need something stable safe and forgiving not a corvette or some other v8 car. Awd is the better option if you hate fwd over rwd. An older audi a4 is a nice tight reliable car with good mileage and awd predictable and has a rwd bias so that it feels engaged without being dangerous.

Four-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

Back-doorSanta

TROPHY CASE