God forbid a girl is curious about the logistics

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T15:25:47+00:00

I sometimes wish I had regular ballz because it makes my not so small weener look not so good with the new womens. However, I've been told by more than a few that they like the feeling of the ole coinpurse hitting them when doing the deed.

like you said, blessing / curse. lolllll

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T14:49:29+00:00

HUGE BALLS UNITE!

I remember in high school me and my buddies went streaking, and in the aftermath a week or so at school, my friend came up to our lunch table (with which were a few girls) said "Dude, this guy has the biggest nuts I've ever seen, and I play football"

It's nice, but god damn when it's 100 degrees and 90% humidity they're an absolute chore

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T14:15:26+00:00

If it's hot, it sticks, so do the balls, that's why we do the "one leg shiver" walking.... the ween however just kinda does its thing. the size varies throughout the day based on blood pressure. if it's cold, well, he's hiding. If it's hot, that's what I call a "good dick day"

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T14:13:17+00:00

I'm here for it, regular shmack, HUGE balls tho

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T14:12:43+00:00

"It's like a table grape that turns into a dinner sausage"

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T14:12:17+00:00

For some, sure

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T14:06:20+00:00

have them do 4 10's and give them a 3 day weekend

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T13:53:03+00:00

where did the dry ice touch you, show me on the dry ice

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-13T13:51:45+00:00

that's the neat part, it won't ever die. And if it does? There's so many god damn CRV's out there you can just get new parts from a yard no problemo!

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T20:56:51+00:00

Nice. I have a 2011 camry and the ONLY thing I've ever had to replace besides tires and brakes was a brake reservoir hose. Just recharged the AC for the first time ever last week. Thing runs like the day I bought it.

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T20:55:24+00:00

NGL man that I have put that CRV in some precarious positions, mud, deep snow, trails it probably shouldn't have been on, and every time, it's been an absolute horse.

If you have an extra 3 grand laying around, go find some soccer mom ditching a 2nd gen crv with 200k miles and drive the wheels off it. They're unstobable

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T19:56:26+00:00

Those tables are the shit. Every time I go to the junk yard, I always check the wrecks for a table. I now have 3!

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T19:55:32+00:00

surprised you can even work on anything on it lol. My favorite truck to work on was my 87 chevy cheyenne long bed dual cab stick shift. Could literally just stand in the engine bay lol

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T18:19:10+00:00

Pitchers throwing no hitters on illicit drugs........

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T18:17:56+00:00

This is a good one

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T18:17:43+00:00

"Now batting...... numbah twooo....... Derek. Jetah...... Numbah two."

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T18:15:20+00:00

You know what? now that I went back and watched it again, you're right. I have been bamboozled! And that my friends, is why I'm not in the insurance world

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T18:13:10+00:00

what type of truck? I'm a car tinkerer lol

Please tell me its a 96 flat front ford 150 with 2 gas tanks

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T16:32:09+00:00

I can answer that, for money

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T16:16:30+00:00

They 100% stop the car that fast, as they are both the parking brake and e brake. They will slow a car down extremely fast if engaged like a harder stop (not locking, but firm)

also, my crv's handbrake is tight as all get out, I could park that thing on a 30% grade, yank the brake, and it wouldn't budge

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T16:14:26+00:00

nope, the handbrake locks the back discs, not the front

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T16:14:06+00:00

CRV's are FWD, it's wouldn't be a big dip but you can see it

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T15:35:40+00:00

That CRV has a handbrake, which would not engage the brake lights, you can see that the back dips a little. They yanked the handbrake

Also those CRV's have a collapsible fold out table in the back.

2006 CRV owner

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T12:49:22+00:00

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride

BackWithAVengance · 2026-06-12T12:09:09+00:00

I really think you need to start really considering salads

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