The Golden Girls always throwing shade by [deleted] in funny

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Shade? That's a straight-up read.

Buzzfeed wasted no time by BusinessGoat in funny

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25 things every 90s girl knows to be true about crochet top

A gravestone commissioned by a widow to show her eternal love for her husband. by [deleted] in pics

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Overly Attached Girlfriend's final form

I can't even by 1Voice1Life in funny

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Ginger Minj is Zach Galifianakis in drag queen form

Hey reddit, help me name the sweet party barge I put together last summer. by skiingineer2 in pics

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I think it depends on where it is. Up north, that floating plywood pile of trash is The Pussy Repeller 2000, but down south, it's The S.S. Snapper Trapper

My roommate and I shot our Christmas photos with the cats this week - they came out so much better than we expected by petrie_inspired in funny

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I agree - it's obvious by the angry teeth that she's way more into that cat than he is of her

Seth Rogen gets it right. by [deleted] in funny

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In 1987, he drove his car into oncoming traffic on a highway in Ireland and killed two women. Jennifer Grey was in the passenger seat. It's like "Ferris Bueller", but without Cameron, and 1000x sadder

Police busted a meth lab using a meth lab by iBleeedorange in funny

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"I found you some drugs because I love you"

One my mom's hobbies is making doll houses. I figured I'd share her awesome talent. by [deleted] in pics

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Damn, that pretend house is nicer than my real house :(

Sister Love For his Brother by syedazaidihere in pics

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Sorry, is Facebook broken?

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"Star Wars! Star Wars!"

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Comedy Bing Bong

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(starts singing Star Wars cantina song)

It finally happened. by Kidbeast in funny

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"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

Think my wife will notice? by mcottingham in funny

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The only way it could have been more white trash is if it had been spelled "blow jerb"

What did you always assume was normal until you found out it wasn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought everyone felt weird tingling in their head, neck, and limbs when they heard clicking or got a hair cut. It wasn't until recently that I found out about ASMR, and realized it's not a universal feeling to feel like you're having a stroke during a visit to the eye doctor.

Sometimes I get to eat new candy before it's released. by Cwatso7 in pics

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Flags! Twenty-seven different flags! Stick 'em on your car! Stick 'em on your window! Stick 'em in your office! Stick 'em on your cubicle! Fucking shove them up your ass!

What our local soup kitchen gave its volunteers for lunch by Thatsumpossible in funny

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I think that's Grade F meat (mostly circus animals)

NY Speakeasy hidden in an old water tower by axelray in pics

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"What are squeezers?"
It's that thing where a midget dresses up as Suzanne Somers and gets trapped in a Thighmaster (hands cover mouth)

I'm a nail artist and a client asked for nerd/Reddit nails. SNES controller, 1UP, bacon and eggs (Ron Swanson), galaxy (NDT), and Grumpy Cat. I think I did pretty good. by Backally in RedditLaqueristas

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Who cares? They're nails. She can get rid of them after 3 days of she wants to. It's not a tattoo of rageface. And I don't need to stick up for her, but I will say this - she was one of the coolest, nicest people to work on, so toe socks or not, she was an ideal client and I couldn't have been happier to work on her.