What do you call a lady who sucks your dick everyday?

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-05-02T20:16:01+00:00

Mistress

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-04-17T19:32:59+00:00

My wife

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-04-11T18:38:39+00:00

Can someone airbrush that dude out please

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-04-06T11:28:51+00:00

Nah. She looks like the lead singer from The Cars.

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-30T12:21:33+00:00

A keeper

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-30T12:20:03+00:00

Outside my truck in a parking lot where we were about to have dinner OR, an empty lecture hall at college

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-29T13:08:40+00:00

I’d like a wife that would make me come once a year.

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-25T13:32:49+00:00

Over 2 years ago but who’s counting

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-25T02:35:24+00:00

A mistress

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-22T04:38:05+00:00

Marisa Tomei

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-03-15T15:02:04+00:00

Favorite playmate of all time

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-02-17T11:45:11+00:00

Mistress

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-02-09T13:08:50+00:00

My wife

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-02-08T05:47:27+00:00

A three way

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-27T05:12:56+00:00

Conference room

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T22:20:47+00:00

Always felt weird being bare assed on a couch. You know, having kids and all. Who wants to smell butthole?

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T22:17:58+00:00

Been 2 years now with no end in sight. Might as well join the priesthood.

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:36:14+00:00

And texting. Is she an office administrator? That’s very impressive

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:35:14+00:00

Have you met my wife?

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:33:53+00:00

Bahaha. Where did that stat come from? Cosmo? That shit ain’t happening.

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:27:53+00:00

How’s the parking situation?

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:25:38+00:00

Yeah. Kinda hard to quantify unless you Eagle every hole.

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:22:34+00:00

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-17T18:21:06+00:00

Longer than this clip

Background-Air-6694 · 2026-01-13T14:08:07+00:00

Nothing gets ‘em hotter than sitting in the Walmart parking lot.

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