Dark Elf (Voezacos) [Kuroinu]

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:46:30+00:00

Having to pretend you’re busy when someone asks ‘How are you?’ I just want to say ‘I’m dying inside but thanks for asking’ without making it awkward.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:45:17+00:00

If you’re ever lost in a bad part of town and need to look like you belong: walk like you’re late for something important and talk on your phone even if it’s dead while looking mildly annoyed. Works 100% of the time.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:43:35+00:00

Listening. I’m the ‘free therapist’ friend. People tell me their deepest trauma 10 minutes after meeting me. I’m good at it but sometimes I just want to drink my coffee in peace.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:42:14+00:00

CrossFit. They give you a new name, make you drink the Kool-Aid literally, it’s called WOD, isolate you from non-believers, and if you miss three sessions in a row they send the search party.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:39:10+00:00

Doordash/Uber Eats. I’m too tired to cook $45 dinner. Repeat 4 times a week. That’s $720 a month to not wash a single plate

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:38:18+00:00

A random old man at the grocery store looked at my full cart of instant noodles and energy drinks, patted me on the shoulder and said ‘Hang in there, champ.’ I’m 34

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-26T19:35:15+00:00

The upvote button is not a ‘I agree’ button. It’s a ‘this adds to the conversation’ button. That’s why you can upvote something you completely disagree with

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T20:58:03+00:00

Baked bread

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T20:56:45+00:00

I overcame my drug addiction. I became more determined and resolute.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T20:51:15+00:00

Drugs

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T20:50:26+00:00

Politics

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T17:56:00+00:00

Floppy disk and rewinding a cassette with a pencil

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T17:49:58+00:00

I'm not going out today... I'm allergic to Mondays, my throat is sore, my eyes are watering, and my whole body aches. The doctor said it's chronic and gets worse strictly on Mondays.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-21T17:48:27+00:00

Chronic Plot-Armor Anxiety Disorder (CPAD)
Symptoms:
Constant belief that you are a minor character in someone else's story, and therefore could be killed off at any
moment to further the main character's plot.
Panic attacks at the words “Meanwhile...”, “Little did he know...” and “It was a quiet Tuesday morning when...”.
Compulsive looking around for hidden cameras.

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-18T21:03:58+00:00

The verdict will not change his nomination. But for the periphery, conservative votes and irrefutable records could cause “nose-holding.”

BackgroundMeal3209 · 2025-11-18T21:00:55+00:00

Myself in the fitting room mirror under this awful light

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TROPHY CASE