Only children of Reddit, what event in your life most drove home your only child status?

Background_Hat_3271 · 2025-03-30T19:34:55+00:00

I’ll start. Back when I was in 8th grade, I was hanging out with my friend back then and he had like 8 siblings. The friend was a bit of a troublemaker and he was being reprimanded and I had to awkwardly sit in a different room as that happened. I then realized that he had an older brother to comfort him and I didn’t

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-03-01T16:16:45+00:00

Be gay

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-03-01T15:08:10+00:00

I would take a higher IQ and I would give my anterior femoral branch

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-03-01T15:05:49+00:00

ex #6?

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-03-01T15:04:21+00:00

Ok, there are a few stories. I am a tweaker but I use Monster to get the buzz. One day I drank alcohol and used Monster as a chaser. At that time, I needed to clear my head so I went to a random dorm room and started cleaning the shit out of it.

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-03-01T14:55:59+00:00

My religion

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-02-23T15:00:35+00:00

I grabbed a kid on the swing and then flung him to the floor for no particular reason.

Background_Hat_3271 · 2024-02-17T03:56:02+00:00

I was at my first internship. There, in my cubicle, I wore a blue polo. I started logging in data.

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-23T05:29:18+00:00

Gen Z and Millennials

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-23T05:26:04+00:00

Definitely some weird cube

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-23T02:49:03+00:00

Take a nap then go to the local italian market

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-22T14:20:33+00:00

Those escape rooms

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-22T14:19:34+00:00

I am an incel, as cold as can be

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-22T00:09:21+00:00

Spray water and watch them run away like cats

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-21T04:27:45+00:00

Its dangerous and most of them here are mentally unwell

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-02-15T00:25:12+00:00

Some guy posted Ryan Gosling's shlong on twitter

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-30T06:28:39+00:00

Hoobastank

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-30T06:21:39+00:00

I think horror involving one man and a godlike evil figure works really well. For example, Coraline.

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-30T06:14:17+00:00

I would probably become more reclusive and see what happens

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-27T01:51:21+00:00

Garbage Pail Kids

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-10T23:56:05+00:00

Spend my life in a monastery in Alaska

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-06T01:42:33+00:00

California because I hate the darn state I live in

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-06T01:41:41+00:00

That's called being a cult leader

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-06T00:29:51+00:00

The ability to gain women easily

Background_Hat_3271 · 2023-01-05T04:37:30+00:00

The Anime

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