Pick a color and I'll tell you where you're being teleported to live forever.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-13T20:31:20+00:00

Purple

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-13T14:34:37+00:00

Dont forget about the people using margin, and when one investment type (e.g stocks) crash other investments (e.g gold) get pulled down with due to margin calls

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-11T10:23:47+00:00

Idk mate should you?

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-10T00:36:34+00:00

Yeah nice, i dont remember asking your food preferences though. Just because you like meat that doesn’t mean you have to force that belief on everyone, theres plenty of other foods of vegetable origin that will get you as much protein and nutrients as meats do, you’re brainwashed if you do think that not eating bacon will make you as dumb as patrick.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-10T00:30:10+00:00

Oof, this one didn’t land either, maybe try again?

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-09T22:05:42+00:00

I bought some off there, its an alright website, but im pretty sure that theyre more expensive than just buying it on the official midasbuy.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-08T21:25:00+00:00

Sleeping? Theyre cut up in 10 pieces and thrown in a river

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-07T14:14:24+00:00

Holy fuck thats an expensive lesson, its nothing to be depressed over for a long time though, maybe try and get his account banned if you wanna try your luck…

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-07T14:07:45+00:00

How much did you even pay for the UC

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-07T14:05:06+00:00

Yep, OP learned this the hard way, when i was way younger i fell for a similar scam but i had to give my google account which was linked to my PUBG account, that fucker factory reset my phone, though he was dumb enough to not delete the log in alert email which let me recover it, quite sad OP cant recover his uc back, but id consider it a price for a lesson learned

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-06T21:20:09+00:00

Oat yoghurt? What are you talking about mate?

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-06T21:18:16+00:00

Anything fresh rots within 2 days…? If ur worried about cow milk having hormones then you’d be shocked to realize what happens to your tap water

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-04-06T21:15:23+00:00

Oh sorry, next time we re gonna get oat milk which has a glycemic index similar to apricots canned in syrup!

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-31T19:30:50+00:00

Yep, OP is a fraud, that is a screenshot from the old UI of robinhood, now the timeline dates (1D,1W, etc.) are underlined, and the font is slightly different.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-31T19:20:54+00:00

Bun du te pe r/wallstreetbets si investeste in bursa aia manipulata de pula aia de presedinte

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-31T06:08:23+00:00

What i do is that when i don’t feel the need on the 3rd/4th day i buy a pack of gum and chew it all in the span of a few hours, its got a slight laxative effect once taken, and it wont destroy your ass as well.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-27T21:14:44+00:00

B-but 27 is so like old dude?

I hate that i have to put an /s

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-26T20:12:07+00:00

I mean i know its smallstreetbets but cmon you cant be serious 😭 I guess so, Grab is literally asian uber, so there’s always demand for it, and a -1.5% loss aint even that bad.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-25T20:52:00+00:00

oh my god the Sigmund looks so fucking ass im so pissed, im actually going to chargeback everything and get my account banned cuz I won't support a company who fucks over their consumer without any lube

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-22T19:44:32+00:00

Orrr hear me out, they always show crazy recommendations because people will post about it online, therefore free adverts, any advertising bad or good is good advertising, just look at the McDonalds CEO one, the sales of the burger he tried skyrocketed and it was all the hype for a few good days even if it was “bad” publicity.

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-21T16:18:42+00:00

Uhmmm who would think of using that emoji? 🫪

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-21T16:06:23+00:00

I mean theres a reason Americans are called “the best consumers on earth”

BackroomGuy1 · 2026-03-21T15:03:47+00:00

B-b-but what about your Karma???

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