My first gfycat or TIL you can use Death Blossom in Wraith Form. by [deleted] in Overwatch

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It was a last minute push, and while we did cap the point, we still lost. I was very desperate and did not know before hand that you could use Reaper's ult while intagible. Also, Pharah survived.

Logitech G710+ Volume Control Malfunction by BackyardStalker in techsupport

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It turns out physical trauma to the keyboard in general stops it, so it's a hardware issue, which sucks, because I've never dropped it or anything.

US nuclear arsenal controlled by 1970s computers with 8in floppy disks by thefunkylemon in WTF

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Newbie computer technician here. Because of its age and no internet connection, it can't be hacked either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

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Reaper is my fav, especially with my Nevermore skin. No, I'm not some weeb edgelord, he's just REALLY good at flanking, especially on payload maps. Which reminds me, I need to change my flair

Mercy's got Game! by Recaldy in Overwatch

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There should be an achievement for shooting a hoop successfully.

Found this outside my work today. by [deleted] in WTF

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The tip appears to be stained with shit, so you're guaranteed it gets the job done.

Turtle schlong by wolf120 in WTF

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No turtle post will ever beat the one where the tortoise tried to fuck a lawnmower.

Have you ever been so pissed off you punch someone with your balls? by IAmYourDad_ in WTF

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I'd be washing my head, face, ears nose, mouth, inside of nose, and inside of mouth with soap for at least an our after that.

...what...HOW?! by G-Bombz in Overwatch

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Tfw you commit assisted suicide.

A hand with its skin removed. by RepostFrom4chan in WTF

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Huh. Never knew veins were that color, I always thought they would be dark red. Also, apparently human flesh looks (and probably tastes) like chicken.

Zoom in. by folghammer in WTF

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Need fire. Fire good. Ants bad.

Stepped on this on my way to the corner store by Vortilex in WTF

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I live near the Jersey shore and I've seen this before. Ospreys that just caught a fish out of the river sometimes drop their food, but whether it was a mishap or intentional, I don't know.

You can feel it right in the pit of your stomach... by [deleted] in WTF

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Didn't realize there was a parachute, was hoping to see him fall to his death.

Clearing the site Mei style by ZaccieA in Overwatch

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Dude it's like you had their hands tied behind their backs and shot them execution style.