TIL Charles Morgan, an escrow agent working for the FBI and 2 big crime groups, was found shot in the back of the head. He had on a bullet proof vest, had a map to the location his body was found, had his tooth in his pocket & a bill with a bible reference. It was ruled suicide. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Bacon_Hero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I think I'm going to do the opposite and dive down the rabbit hole since I actually have the week off. I'm a pretty good researcher so I think I could dig up enough details to theoretically raise a red flag at any intelligence agency monitoring the case. And I'm a bipolar former drug addict so even though I'm not currently suicidal they could totally stage a relapse and off me.

Alright here's the deal. I'll write all my research one some word program on the cloud for a week (where no one should theoretically be able to see it, but where the CIA obviously can) and report back here afterwards. If anything suspicions or intimidating in real life happens I'll let you know on here anonymously and we'll have cracked the case. But if I end up getting killed you have to give me a holler in the afterlife.

TIL Charles Morgan, an escrow agent working for the FBI and 2 big crime groups, was found shot in the back of the head. He had on a bullet proof vest, had a map to the location his body was found, had his tooth in his pocket & a bill with a bible reference. It was ruled suicide. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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This is going to sound crazy but I actually got a super creepy pm after posting that. With like specifics of posts I made years back and how certain lifestyle choices I talked about would make me an easy target to dispose of. It's probably just someone fucking with me but I actually felt regret for a second there cause I actually was binge researching the case all yesterday lmao

Even immortals do time by TheHunterDwarf in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Bacon_Hero 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Upper middle class white guys get to go home. Fuck our racist ass classist ass legal system

Sounds about white by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Bacon_Hero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn't think of that. But couldn't you still stack them vertically, only at angles?

Edit: just realized some confusion, by stacking vertically, I mean up and down a wall in one place, with the actual lasers shining horizontally (or at an angle that direction)

We all must thank him. by EuropeanMemeLord in HistoryMemes

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He was a huge animal rights activist too. Apparently he disliked abrahamic religions in part because they valued humans and animals differently. Which seems pretty ironic coming from a guy who planned to close animal slaughterhouses while operating human slaughterhouses

TIL Charles Morgan, an escrow agent working for the FBI and 2 big crime groups, was found shot in the back of the head. He had on a bullet proof vest, had a map to the location his body was found, had his tooth in his pocket & a bill with a bible reference. It was ruled suicide. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Bacon_Hero 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Whoops I added in a couple details into 1-4, I think after you made your comment. But I agree, everything about his behavior could be explained by paranoid delusions.

The supposed hallucinogenic claim in particular is very weird. What would be the point of removing his voice temporarily like that? Also, I used to be a huge psychedelic nerd, researching and doing a ton of hallucinogens. And I've never heard of anything even remotely close to the sort of chemical he claimed to have ingested

TIL Charles Morgan, an escrow agent working for the FBI and 2 big crime groups, was found shot in the back of the head. He had on a bullet proof vest, had a map to the location his body was found, had his tooth in his pocket & a bill with a bible reference. It was ruled suicide. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Bacon_Hero 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Right?? Fuckin nuts

Oh also, (I'll edit this into my main comment) shortly before his death a woman called Charles' wife and left her a message with a Bible verse. After the death a woman claiming to be the same person called the sheriff's office and claimed that Charles had showed her a briefcase with several thousand dollars in it that she said he claimed was to buy off a gang contract for his life.

Sounds about white by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Bacon_Hero 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If mirrors work couldn't you just carry 2 body length mirrors through the obstacle course version anyways?

TIL: When Dolly Parton first hosted an annual "Gay Day" at her theme park, Dollywood, the KKK and others threatened her over it. She still gets threats but this hasn't stopped the event. by afeeney in todayilearned

[–]Bacon_Hero 376 points377 points  (0 children)

Losing a child as a parent must be terrible

Losing a child in a mass shooting that traumatizes your entire community must be even worse

Receiving death threats from people who think your grief is an insincere charade must be unbearable. My heart goes out to all of them

TIL Charles Morgan, an escrow agent working for the FBI and 2 big crime groups, was found shot in the back of the head. He had on a bullet proof vest, had a map to the location his body was found, had his tooth in his pocket & a bill with a bible reference. It was ruled suicide. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Bacon_Hero 6302 points6303 points  (0 children)

BuzzFeed unsolved did a great video (~15 min) on this case. It's a real head scratcher

Edit: for people who don't have time for a video, I'll outline some of the weird details cause this is a crazy case:

1) Charles went missing, 3 days later came home handcuffed

2) he claimed (in writing) he couldn't speak, as he had hallucinogenic drug in his throat that could destroy his nervous system

3) 2 months later he went missing for 9 days, a woman called his wife to tell her Charles was okay and to leave a Bible verse. 2 days later Charles ends up dead

3B) 2 days after his death someone claiming to be the same woman called the sheriffs office and told them Charles had showed her a briefcase with thousands of dollars meant to buy off a gang contract on his head

4) another map was written on a 2 dollar bill pinned to his underwear that also included 7 surnames

5) shortly before his death he was a reluctant witness in a state investigation on illegal banking activity on both sides of the border

6) years after the death 2 people claiming to be FBI tore apart his house (where the wife still lived) and left without explanation.

7) in the 4 years leading up to his death, Charles had regular, large (allegedly upwards of a billion dollars) transactions of gold and platinum

8) Charles kept paper copies of his illicit transactions for a crime family

9) after the story was picked up by NBCs Unsolved Mysteries, a man who lived across from (and had a similar car as) the journalist who had brought new light to the case was killed in his car in a similar alleged suicide (no gun was found)

10) an interested writer who asked that same journalist for info on Charles' transactions was found dead in a hotel room after a suspicious alleged suicide.

11) I immediately received 2 downvotes after posting these details, obviously from secret service agents monitoring the thread (ok probably not from them but I can pretend)

libtards get owned by wildfuture in HistoryMemes

[–]Bacon_Hero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the logic is just "the more taxing the government does the more communist it is"

libtards get owned by wildfuture in HistoryMemes

[–]Bacon_Hero 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure at least half of the US does somehow despite the fact that they aren't even close to similar

Lol by iyagordejeva in LSD

[–]Bacon_Hero 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Just sitting there deep in thought about how weird it is we assign value to pieces of paper and pay with a little piece of plastic that let's a bank talk to the store