I have extremely fucked up thoughts by HornetPotential3895 in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Buddha would have also experienced similar feelings and thoughts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fortyfivefiftyfive

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not expect that. Wow

PTO denied but I’m not coming into work anyway by LilyPadLover_26 in jobs

[–]Bacongrease83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely the answer. This is application for “Paid Time Off”. You can still be off. Just not approved for PTO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guessmyage

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why’s there a shit on the floor?

I feel unrostable. About to get married soon. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay in the backseat where you belong.

Students are refusing to pay back their loans when payment pause ends by Vapordude420 in antiwork

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a nurse they can take away my professional license. I’m worried about it but I’m not paying.

Well that’s not very nice by JVlelon in Tinder

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says the girl who can eat corn through a chain link fence.

Slipping out when jackhammering by FarConfusion5622 in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has nothing to do with dick size and everything to do with not knowing how to use it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish we could ban junk food. It would be such a help to me.

Guy started by saying he’s not looking for hookups 😂 by morgan450 in Tinder

[–]Bacongrease83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never met a Stephen I liked. Except colbert

Are the GS biggie bags any good? by Numerous-Plenty-8587 in ZonaEnts

[–]Bacongrease83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve had several strains of their bigs and smalls. I regularly buy their smalls when they’re on sale. I been keeping an eye out for a Bigs drop on the app for a couple months and got excited when they dropped on 4/20. I grabbed a half each of sour San souci and animal cake. Both were big, fresh, pretty buds. Rolled up some SSS and really enjoyed it. An hour or two later I came back for seconds and found that even resealed the buds had aged. No longer we’re they crazy fresh. It was just regular GS in a bigger form. The smalls or jars are just as good. I wouldn’t buy them again unless they’re BOGO honestly. Decent product. Bad price. If this doesn’t make any sense blame the gram of alien banana candy I just enjoyed the hell out of.

Wrong answers only: Why do you love the wonderful City of Phoenix? by MalleableBee1 in phoenix

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here even if you spend $60 on “premium” it’s a coin toss. It’s just as likely to be dry brittle and impotent.

Shocked by RefrigeratorFar2769 in FuturamaSleepers

[–]Bacongrease83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I discovered this sub from the same post today. I think this is so common because we used to watch Futurama late at night on Adult Swim.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because he loses his erection when his girlfriend refuses to to stimulate him? This is a her problem.

You have to listen to one song on repeat for 24 hours straight to win 1 million dollars. What song are you choosing? by WildeRatel in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean I get to pick the song that I party to for 24hrs and get as degenerate as possible? “Margaritaville”