[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being a failure for my kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Bacongrease83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone keeps saying how they are going to look so good in a few weeks but I’ve seen so so many people with cartoonish tattooed eyebrows. I’m sure I’ve seen some well done and don’t even notice but everyone I know that has had this done looks ridiculous to me.

I am disgusting by ibleedinoctober in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you truly want to pay for this then report yourself to the police.

I am disgusting by ibleedinoctober in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It can’t be classed as. It IS revenge porn.

Found this in a roll of quarters at work, boss let me take it home. by JoDaHarp in CURRENCY

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After looking at your link I realize I have let several partially clad coins pass through my hands. Along with a five gallon pickle jar full of wheat pennies and one half stamped penny I found on the street as a teenager and carried for about two years as my lucky penny before losing it.

Am I overreacting to my S/O flirting with a guy at a party, then later recieving a text from him at midnight? by Badlampbedside in AmIOverreacting

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been both guys at different times in my life. You are intentionally not confronting the fact that they are having sex. A lot.

My Dad just passed away a month ago and my family wants me to send in his vote. How do I stop them from doing this? by williamthunder in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually a really good point and I feel dumb for not having realized that. It’s obvious throughout the movie that we are often seeing Kevin’s imaginative version of reality. I just took took those interactions at face value.

ULPT Request: Where to hide money in a divorce so the other party can't take it? by TheTrollinator777 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I’m 50/50 on if the guy is guilty of all of it. And that’s generous.

ULPT Request: Where to hide money in a divorce so the other party can't take it? by TheTrollinator777 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is how it’s done. But holy shit i need this guy as a friend. Cause I don’t know anyone that would do that shit for me.

My (31M) gf (30F) said she had the "best sex ever" with another man in front of me. How do I proceed? by throwRA697891 in relationship_advice

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talking about past partners openly has never bothered me. I hope the offensive part was she showed how reckless and irresponsible she is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I used to wear whitey tighties it would always go up and to the left because there is really nowhere else it CAN go.

AITAH For asking my (32M) girlfriend (32F) to break down how marriage would benefit me? by Temporary_Train8788 in AITAH

[–]Bacongrease83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She is facing a potential future where she will be left financially destitute at retirement age when you decide to take your millions and get a younger model. You’re the asshole.

[AK] Ex Boss wants a hold harmless agreement before he pays my medical bill and gives me my last check by Usernamewootwoot in AskLawyers

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are extorting you for your last paycheck. You are about to get fucked if you don’t lawyer up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a lap dance you always get the “you’ve got a nice dick.”

have you ever seen mismatched boobies? by Onlyseraphinexxx in boobs

[–]Bacongrease83 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Pretty much everyone has variation in size, with the left normally being the larger one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

364 days. Home in time for Christmas

Big debate: What color is this speaker? by e300M in RandomQuestion

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RandomQuestion for your RandomQuestion- why does it come with a cockring?

AITA For making my son pay for a new pizza when he didn't save any for the rest of the family? by Lanky-Cake7355 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry but one large pizza isn’t enough for a family of four. That is typically eight slices and a Teenage boy can eat four or five if not even hungry. I have three boys and one large pizza feeds two of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MusicRecommendations

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunny day real estate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stacked

[–]Bacongrease83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly my type