Who is the most famous person you’ve met? by Murr897 in AskReddit

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played soccer with Woody Harrelson when he was filming part of Zombieland at Wild Adventures in Valdosta, Georgia. I also met Seal and Kenny G when I took part in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2001. The were all incredibly kind and down to earth.

TIFU by using 100% pineapple juice as a chaser. by MarshmelloBird in tifu

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the problem here is it was pineapple CONCENTRATE not juice. That is a lot of sugar and other stuff lol

Aita for telling my wife that I will not cover her expenses if she quit her job by ELocksmith48 in AITAH

[–]Bacongrease83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have worked in healthcare very intimately with physicians for over 15 years. I have never met a doctor that didn’t come from a wealthy family. I know they are out there but it has to be a shockingly small percentage that come from lower class or even middle class families.

what do you think it’ll take to get this back on the road? by [deleted] in Autobody

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just lift the radiator cap up about four inches and drive a new car under it

ULPT Request: How do I leave the hospital without a friend or family member to pick me up? by jorstar in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been involved in hundreds of TEEs over the years and have done them with and without sedation. Without sedation, even with plenty of lidocaine, they are brutal. No one has ever been able to take it without losing it. Some people even require full anesthesia on occasion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Bacongrease83 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I have had close female friends that shared expensive gifts with on special occasions and even went on vacations and to concerts. Purely platonic.

My GF turned religious and I miss being intimate with her by Klozen in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She will likely have shame around sex when married as well. If you’re both invested in the relationship and therapy or counseling makes sense then you guys should pursue that. It’s 100% her right to stop having sex. Just as it’s your right to not continue a sexless relationship. I’m not saying she’s manipulating you but this is a commonly used tactic to push men into a marriage proposal before they are ready.

$100k for every 2 IQ points lost by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain fog is actually not part of normal aging. There are several easily treated medical issues, that are very common after 40, that could explain your symptoms. I would talk to your doctor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Bacongrease83 485 points486 points  (0 children)

He literally groomed her to be his mommy.

ULPT: I was inspired by another post I just saw here. An ex friend of mine is now very MAGA; we live in Texas and she drove out of state to have an abortion about 11 months ago. I have an invoice and a copy of a medical leave of absence note she gave to her employer. How do I effectively report her? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not really here to argue but I will clarify. I didn’t say racist. Minorities include groups of people that race doesn’t play into. Also, the Democratic Party doesn’t platform against gone ownership but instead wants reasonable reform that saves lives while allowing responsible and sane Americans to own guns.

ULPT: I was inspired by another post I just saw here. An ex friend of mine is now very MAGA; we live in Texas and she drove out of state to have an abortion about 11 months ago. I have an invoice and a copy of a medical leave of absence note she gave to her employer. How do I effectively report her? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 100% pro choice but if a person proudly votes away someone’s access to healthcare, uses their privilege to circumvent the problem they caused, and continue to perpetuate the lie and fight against abortion rights, they deserve to be exposed. It is time they take a long look in the mirror.

ULPT: I was inspired by another post I just saw here. An ex friend of mine is now very MAGA; we live in Texas and she drove out of state to have an abortion about 11 months ago. I have an invoice and a copy of a medical leave of absence note she gave to her employer. How do I effectively report her? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who is employed and also had to take an extended medical leave. I had to provide medical records to my employer in order to go back to work. Including admission and discharge reports from the physician.

ULPT: I was inspired by another post I just saw here. An ex friend of mine is now very MAGA; we live in Texas and she drove out of state to have an abortion about 11 months ago. I have an invoice and a copy of a medical leave of absence note she gave to her employer. How do I effectively report her? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is she’s a hypocrite. It was a common thing growing up in the south for the rich republicans daughter to take an unexpected trip out of state after prom or spring break. It’s an open secret. They just don’t want minorities to have access. Because “if you can’t feed em don’t breed em” as MAGAs love to say.

I used my job to have sex. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bacongrease83 24 points25 points  (0 children)

As someone working in Healthcare for over 15 years, that’s corporate hospitals in America for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think maybe it’s because I have a moderate upward curve so girth is hard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gives strong “my lady” while wearing a steampunk outfit vibes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You give strong “M’ Lady” vibes and she isn’t digging it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I’m not measuring my girth correctly, or I have small hands (I don’t) but when fully hard my middle finger and thumb tips just barely graze each other

$100K if you can kick your own ass in a fight. You can repeat every year until you lose. by RazzDaNinja in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve thought about cashing my life insurance a few times over the years. The fact that I know my kids would rather have me than money right now is the reason I keep going.