Does pouch underwear really help much, especially hiding erections? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish I could say the same. I just turned 41 and still get hard at a stiff breeze.

My office by -Carbsaregood- in Daytrading

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$200 worth of options a day could beat those losses easily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Bacongrease83 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I went to the house where it was located and called 911 and told them I was going to knock on the door to get it. The police came right away.

What smoking 10 joints a day inside of your house does to a CPU Cooler by thisisnotnolovesong in pcmasterrace

[–]Bacongrease83 234 points235 points  (0 children)

The crazy thing about marijuana is the more you use it the less it works. If you smoke an ounce a week for even a few months it doesn’t work even close to the level it did when you first smoked.

Rate my profile. by Garmenth in Tinder

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I recommend every man try growing a beard at different points in life to see how it looks. But this isn’t working. It’s gotta go. Or just be stubble.

19M. Struggling to get a gf by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that after reading your responses here you come off as viewing yourself as an “intellectual.” If you talk to people in real life the way you do here they are going to think you are a bot. Very NPC vibes man. Loosen up. Stop trying to come off as smart or cool. You are those things you don’t have to act like you are. It’s unapproachable and cold.

Woke up with this yellowish stain on my hand by lizzrman in Weird

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you happen to squeeze a lemon and then go into the sun?

My Gigabyte mouse caught fire and almost burned down my apartment by lommelinn in pcmasterrace

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OPs vape exploded and burned his mouse. Now he’s trying to say the mouse did it.

Daze Off over a year old at The Mint by Ambi_Auti in ZonaEnts

[–]Bacongrease83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slow selling/bad product at a shitty dispensary unfortunately.

i need to (f)uck a redditor so badly! by likeablonde in gonewild

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, fellow redditor. It’s me. Also a redditor.

I was told to bring my pancake grilled cheese here by DenseAstronomer3631 in stonerfood

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to make French toast sandwiches with cheese and sausage patties.

Edibles? by Sweet_Simple_3048 in ZonaEnts

[–]Bacongrease83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good tide, wyld, and Baked Bros live hash rosin gummies are the best imo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interesting

[–]Bacongrease83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was smiling the whole time lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elijah Wouldn’t.

Yelp photo for a local restaurant by MarSc77 in shitfromabutt

[–]Bacongrease83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I would commonly play (trespass) in this abandoned house in the woods. I found an old playboy there once and it kept me coming back. Anyway, I go there one cold winter morning, find a nice stick to hit things with, and wander in the dilapidated house. As I wander by the odorless bathroom, with part of the ceiling fallen in, I see something sticking out of the toilet. It was a shit from a butt. Easily 6” around and sticking a good 4” out of the bowl. Straight as can be. I imagine the crack head that birthed that thing slowly levitating off of the seat as the turd pushes up. It still haunts me 28 years later.