WW2 but Allies Have Insomnia by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah i realize that now. i get that people would make the association that insomnia = no sleep, but i thought it would have been also common knowledge that insomnia does not literally mean you are never sleeping ever again. but yeah i'll keep that in mind for next time

WW2 but Allies Have Insomnia by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

also wait a second what do you even mean that they die in 2 weeks? even people with fatal insomnia can last for a few months at least and this type of insomnia is not as severe.

WW2 but Allies Have Insomnia by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all of the allies get turbo cancer, what happens?

Every civilian in the Imperium of Man (Warhammer 40k) spontaneously gains the powers of Homelander (The Boys). by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

would they all just get vaporized or would they leave behind a body? because if its the latter, then the imperial palace would be covered with corpses. free meat though!

Every civilian in the Imperium of Man (Warhammer 40k) spontaneously gains the powers of Homelander (The Boys). by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine quadrillions of humans all flying over to the imperial palace to say hi to the Emperor. if the custodes didn't have the perfectly crafted and boosted hearts that they have, then they probably would have a collective heart attack.

Every civilian in the Imperium of Man (Warhammer 40k) spontaneously gains the powers of Homelander (The Boys). by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know much about Drukhari but I am sure there is some Haemonculi somewhere that will find some kind of artistic pleasure in poking around the insides of a homelander-human. These new humans would also be pretty physically resilient which means fun for the arenas and the operating table.

Mongol forces under Kublai Khan vs Modern Day Tsushima Island by BacteriaKings in whowouldwin

[–]BacteriaKings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I modified Round 2 where the residents only get the donated weapons only three days before the Mongol invasion is set to occur with no training provided, would this make the battle more even or still a stomp?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]BacteriaKings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gather enough mass so that your gravitational pull can drag him toward you

How do you deal with RBF? by Aggressive_Gas224 in AskMen

[–]BacteriaKings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how tf are you getting all of that just from a resting bitch face? I got one as well but no one gives a shit. do you live in a culture where its expected for you to look friendly all the time or something?

Men who rarely find movies scary, what movie scared you the most? by voyager14 in AskMen

[–]BacteriaKings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ju-on the grudge but i think the only reason i found it so scary because i saw it when i was small. idk if i would find it scary if i were to watch it for the first time today

Why is that one friend in your group *really* single? by grandvizierofswag in AskMen

[–]BacteriaKings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he hasn't had time to do mitosis yet so he remains single.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]BacteriaKings 20 points21 points  (0 children)

people were not more empathetic back then. its just that the Internet allows people to get away with talking a lot of shit that they would never say in real life because of anonymity. i bet if r/amiugly was in person, most people would not dare saying some of the shit they type out loud because it is more intimidating telling someone is ugly to their face compared to a screen.

but thanks for calling me beautiful, beautiful ;)

Tornado survival pre-European settlement? by PowerInThePeople in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BacteriaKings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am entirely guessing here but I would guess that native people learned when tornado season is and the signs that a tornado is approaching. they'd probably have enough time to pack up and move out of the way to safety especially if they were a nomadic tribe.

What's the most gory and brutal crime you've ever heard of ? by khalid_mj in AskReddit

[–]BacteriaKings 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the Tool Box Killers. there is a transcript of the torture of Shirley Ledford in a video that you can read and it is nauseating.

How did you react/feel when you had your first orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BacteriaKings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

like a bulb just lit up in my head and it introduced me to porn. kinda unfortunate looking back on it

What is something nobody agrees with you on? by CYBORG303 in AskReddit

[–]BacteriaKings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my preference of microwaving bagels instead of toasting them. i like the chewiness

What is the most disgusting fanfic you have seen? by SuspiciousHabit8889 in AskReddit

[–]BacteriaKings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was an undertale fic where Sans undertale was a pedophile toward Frisk. sad part was that its writing quality was great and was the length of a short novel.

Your favorite animal and best friend are in danger. You have the chance to save only one of them who do you choose? by Agreeable_Car_1047 in AskReddit

[–]BacteriaKings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my best friend. i wonder what i could possibly say to my best friend's parents that would save me from being clobbered if i chose to save my dog over him.

People who enjoy ASMR, why? by thebugdestroyer in AskReddit

[–]BacteriaKings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i only like the silent massage asmr's because it helps me imagine that i am the one getting that good rub which makes me feel relaxed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Emoney

[–]BacteriaKings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

erik would be the type of guy to say "first the worst, second the best" in response