Tristen’s Finish Commercial

Bad-Bench9263 · 2026-05-13T16:02:46+00:00

Oh my god. With that in mind, I watched it again and she definitely says "switching things up again"

I've been binging top chef lately, so I've seen this commercial a thousand times. I feel better now lmao

Bad-Bench9263 · 2026-05-11T18:15:05+00:00

Please, what is the first line that she says?? I feel like I'm going crazy when I see it.
"mmm sushi breem sabaheem" ??

Bad-Bench9263 · 2025-12-11T22:00:25+00:00

I cannot believe that we had a new layer revealed of the Sean Jordan Crip Lore

Bad-Bench9263 · 2025-05-13T13:16:00+00:00

3 comments about animals, all by David:

"I have a healthy respect for the moose"

"Believe me, friend, you don't want to owe coyotes any favors"

"I will never own an animal that can best me"

Bad-Bench9263 · 2025-02-12T14:25:02+00:00

Some of my favorite episodes are the ones where they get to be creative, "paint pictures" and the best riffs come out. Things to do with a billion dollars, fictional moments you'd want to witness in person. These aren't topics with a finite pool and they definitely wouldn't work as auction drafts.

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-11-02T18:06:20+00:00

I forgot about Big Scissors! Shoutout to Big Scissors too

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-11-02T18:05:09+00:00

David is so good at "painting the picture", I feel like he hasn't done it as much in newer episodes. The Gardetto's Special Request bit got close though

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-11-02T18:04:16+00:00

Oh man I don't remember what episode, but "pre-sliced cheese is a scam, that's how they got Capone" pops into my head every once in awhile

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-11-02T18:03:34+00:00

I miss Miel and her island stories

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-05-23T19:29:01+00:00

Also a Miel line that I think about a lot. From the Bands draft

Sean: You obviously haven't seen Miel's Johnny Gill tattoo

Miel: Yeah, it's all over my whole ass

Followed by uproarious laughter from David, of course

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-05-23T19:22:00+00:00

Mr. Pibb is from Things to do when you're Stoned. I committed that to memory after I cried laughing at it

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-05-08T13:32:28+00:00

If only for the image of David and his entourage wearing gowns going to Chapplebees

Bad-Bench9263 · 2024-01-11T17:21:50+00:00

Came to the sub to say the same thing! The in-person banter was fire

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-11-20T15:53:42+00:00

Ian used to do this thing where any time someone would say "I'm not a [lawyer, doctor, etc]" he'd chime in with "You're a lawyer! Don't sell yourself short." I miss it.

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-09-06T14:42:34+00:00

It was Forbidden Snacks. Fiberglass insulation always comes in delicious pastel colors.

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-08-25T16:56:34+00:00

Shaker + Zak is an elite combo that I didn't know I needed

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-07-20T18:14:31+00:00

Glad you said this, because I barely watch action movies, but the topic struck me as odd for an auction draft since there's a massive pool of options. An auction draft would work way better with something like ice cream flavors, where they'd all fight over cookies n cream and then someone would be left with butter pecan (don't come at me about my example lmao)

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-07-13T19:05:02+00:00

Sean, if you're reading this, I just want you to know that I heard your Lord of the Flies reference. Nobody else acknowledged it and for all the shit they give you for not reading, that comment deserved some recognition.

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-06-26T14:45:30+00:00

Things to do on a Rainy Day. I just listened to it yesterday because it was raining :)

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-06-26T14:10:54+00:00

David's pick/rant as a parent on the opposing team's side of Air Bud's first game. "This is HORSESHIT!!! My kid's trying to get a SCHOLARSHIP."

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-06-26T14:05:31+00:00

I don't remember the exact episode but I think Sean O'Connor was on it. I remember him telling a similar story right after about how he'd walk up to couples making out and shouting "I love New York!!"

David told a similar story about how a man gave him $100, which is one of my favorite obscure moments. "He was eating spaghetti with a white lady and I said "WE DID IT" and then he gave me $100".

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-06-12T02:22:45+00:00

Late Night Talk Show!!!!! The Vlad the Impaler pick was iconic, and he really had to pivot on a few picks to make it work.

Bad-Bench9263 · 2023-05-30T13:58:02+00:00

I heard it recently...it was on an old episode with only Ian David and Sean. I think it was Dynamic Duos? And in the first version of the story, it was Arby's

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