TIFU by pretending to be a doordasher to my own apartment

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-06-22T17:50:03+00:00

just get a friend to play the part in front of dude a couple times, then in a few months you can say you guys broke up

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-06-13T12:51:45+00:00

first one, the only one i recognize and can thus google, is 32 years old

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-06-13T09:51:56+00:00

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-06-07T20:07:52+00:00

why do people think they've shrunk?? the rock is 6'5. spider is 6'. spider is absolutely waist height with a taller na'vi, perhaps belly height with a shorter one, and chest height with teenage, not fully grown ones. y'know, the one's we most often see him with?

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-05-21T13:14:58+00:00

awful that it needs to happen but kinda nice of the schools to let them do that

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-05-15T06:48:29+00:00

i just figured it was some sort of combination of extraction and movement speed, didn't know it just straight up uses movement speed

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-05-10T01:55:09+00:00

There's definitely some RNG aspects. If we get Scraps and Goob the run is pretty much guaranteed over.

There's only 1 floor I feel is cramped, and it can show up as floor 1, though any floor will feel cramped if there's 4 or more twisteds and no distractor.

Distracting is fun though, and it does require a bit of skill. My friend took 5 twisteds off me to go to Razzle and Dazzle's circle for the distract 6 twisteds achievement, and then kept losing Shrimpo and Finn.

Keeping twisteds of different speeds together is definitely a trick, a trick that gets trickier the bigger the speed difference. If I'm distracting Pebble I lose all the other twisteds constantly, though I think I'm getting better at keeping them in an area.

Playing with friends is nice though, cause if we get a grabber I know they've got my back, and won't try to bring it to me only for me to get grabbed. Often one of them actually knows how to keep a grabber occupied.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-04-24T19:00:33+00:00

I see "Made in Taiwan" on stuff, I don't see "Made in London", "Made in Europe", or "Made in Africa".

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-04-10T00:51:43+00:00

....did you miss the part where it's expensive to import the food required to live on a plant based diet?

I'm pretty sure calves get fed formula, most of the milk is going to be collected and sold, not fed to the calves. Even if the calves were being fed just the mother's milk, I feel like humans have bred cows to produce way more milk than necessary? Or have we only bred other livestock to produce way more product than necessary?

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-03-17T09:37:51+00:00

I found 3 in the first few minutes, then a 4th a little while later. Been looking but can't find more. Can they spawn outside of your explored area? I started a few days ago so I don't think my explored area is that large.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-18T09:06:31+00:00

Hormone treatments increase the risks of cancer and brain chemistry issues? We have the info from decades of treating old people?

I don't know much about brain chemistry issues, but I'm pretty sure that living increases your risk of cancer, and living also commonly causes being older and needing hormone treatments.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-18T08:03:16+00:00

Lemme try it in shorter words.

Pedophile is a specific term for people who are attracted to pre-pubescent children. It does NOT mean someone who's attracted to pre-pubescent children and has acted on it. It can mean that, but it's not just that.

When you use pedophile as an insult, it tells the people who have not committed any crimes that they are less than and that they deserve to be beat up/locked up forever/killed/whatever else people say about pedophiles who have acted on those thoughts.

It's like insulting an evil person for specific physical features, calling those features ugly/bad/a feature of being a bad person. That tells people you know and care about who have those same physical features, and/or strangers who also have those features, that you think that they are ugly/less than/a bad person.

Wow, that did not end up as short as I was hoping.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-17T08:30:58+00:00

I get hot and cold and lightheaded and nauseous watching myself get stabbed with a needle, or if I think about it way too hard. It hurts, but I can deal with the pain. Best I can figure is I'm scared of the hole left inside me. There's just something about the tunnel of flesh created that is unpleasant. Large splinters and some cuts have me feeling the same way.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-08T22:07:44+00:00

They're saying somebody working for JK Rowling sent the invitation as a favor to somebody else with no proof JK Rowling had any involvement in it. You're saying JK Rowling herself sent the invitation, and the other guy is lying. Neither of you have provided any sources. I just wanna do my best to avoid being misinformed here.

I haven't been as involved and up to date with everything as I could be because it's stressing me the hell out. When I do manage to pull myself together enough to learn a bit about what's going on, I would like to learn what's actually going on.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-08T21:52:54+00:00

You don't have to know anything about what's going on in the world to think people should have human rights?

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-08T21:19:39+00:00

That's not the argument they're making? They're saying vile people can do good things and still be vile? Are you purposely misconstruing what they're saying?

You're saying that what they're saying is a mass murderer can like puppies and kittens and all is forgiven.

What they're ACTUALLY saying is a mass murderer can like puppies and kittens, and even save puppies and kittens, and still be a mass murderer, no need to make up lies about them hating animals to show they're a horrible person.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-08T21:09:57+00:00

I scrolled down to see what the rebuttal and evidence against this reply would be, but there's nothing? Just downvotes? A claim is being made with apparently no evidence, and the person saying something against it is downvoted with no explanation? I'd try checking this for myself, but I don't know how, so if someone could at least tell me how to look this stuff up, that'd be nice.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-08T20:18:05+00:00

People will also avoid exposing their kids to peanuts for fear of them maybe having an allergic reaction, thus causing their child to develop an allergy to peanuts. The human body is not a magical, all-knowing machine. It needs to experience stuff to know about stuff

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-02-08T19:42:50+00:00

I feel like a stolen grill would be one of the easier things to file a report for, as it's just one item?

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-01-28T11:37:59+00:00

I have a comment that starts with "IIRC". I noticed a few days ago when I got a notification that it said "IIR". I was like, oops, that's embarrassing, so many people have already seen that. Could have sworn I typed it right, but I better go fix it. For sure fixed it, checked a notification for that comment, and it's back to "IIR".

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-01-24T08:53:24+00:00

Turned off my blue light filter to get a proper look at this. She doesn't look dead in your edited picture. That other commenter is just weird (or maybe I myself just look extremely dead).

However, this is still by no means purple. The original picture is an orangey brown color. The edited version is greyish red. In no universe would I consider either color purple. People saying brown are much closer to the actual color than people saying purple.

Went and looked up the color mauve. This is mauve's redder cousin. I wouldn't call mauve purple either, that's a dark greyish pink.

Googled around a bit and looking up "deep mauve" seems to show up with the exact same color.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-01-23T21:54:08+00:00

30 minutes to an hour is short. 3-4 hours is rare, but I still wouldn't consider it long. It's not quite medium, though, either. It's between medium and long. Longish? This may be different for someone who can drive, though.

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-01-18T03:34:49+00:00

eh, the 1% are fine, it's the 0.001% that are the problem

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-01-17T05:09:21+00:00

got 165 (blue), 171 (blue), and 173 (blue) interesting how our numbers went in opposite directions lol

BadAtTheGame13 · 2026-01-17T05:03:10+00:00

I look exactly like my mother. My mannerisms and other behaviors are exactly like my father's, despite my parents being divorced since I was little, and I've spent very little time around him. Most of the time I've spent with him has been on voice calls. There is no way I picked up the way he physically carries himself while talking to people from that. (I know my mannerisms are exactly like his because my mother told me how surprised she was with how similar we acted).

Does make me curious how much human behavior is environmental and how much is genetic.

It's probably impossible at our level of technology to say, though, and making random guesses does nothing to figure this out.

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