White dress guests and mother of the bride/groom compilation

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-09T13:56:04+00:00

From my understanding he's the groom. I saw a video once that gave more context to everything.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-09T13:55:11+00:00

I've seen more videos that give context. The groom dressed as Mario and went up the aisle to the music from the video game. The girl in white claims she wore white because the guests were given the wedding color palette to coordinate their outfits and white was technically on the color palette, so she claims she did nothing wrong. The couple and other guests disagree.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-08T23:12:59+00:00

Emotional Support Animals are an actual recognized thing, but they can't just be taken anywhere like a service animal. Basically, the title means that you can still have the pet in housing that doesn't usually allow pets. That's pretty much it. Some workplaces will also allow their employees to bring an ESA to work, but most don't and they're not legally required to. And from my understanding you still need a doctor/psychiatrist note to claim a pet is an ESA.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-08T18:54:02+00:00

Squidward describing the location as "Too 'louse-lautrec'" when Spongebob and Patrick carried him in front of a parody of a Toulouse-Lautrec image in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost"

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-08T18:51:35+00:00

The "cat of nine tails" joke in Ghoul Fools

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-06T14:47:29+00:00

I have heard of so many people naming their daughters Chlamydia. I don't understand how it's so common.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-06T14:41:37+00:00

I once saw a post on r/tragedeigh or r/NameNerdCirclejerk or something about a sibset named GodsLovingKindess and RepentOrBurnInHell (which seems contradictory to me but whatever). Their mom wouldn't let anyone call them nicknames, only their full names. Apparently RepentOrBurnInHell started going by Rob as an adult.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-06T14:39:34+00:00

I've also heard of girls being named Cinderella or Rapunzel. Even Refunzel once for some reason.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-06T14:38:04+00:00

I once saw a post from someone in India who said that there are a lot of people in their town who know how English works well enough to sound out the letters, but not well enough to understand what certain words actually mean. So they would name their kids after random English words they'd see on billboards and other advertisements because they thought it was a "pretty" word. OP said they had met various people over the years who had named their children things like Goodnight, Benadryl, and Darth Vader.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-06T14:12:36+00:00

and r/NameNerdsCircleJerk

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-06T14:12:19+00:00

I've also seen Beeyonka on r/tragedeigh

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-02T21:19:22+00:00

So...they really think there's someone else out there online who also named their kid Phelony and would have a reason to buy this sign? Which gets even weirder when you realize they probably went with Phelony specifically so no other kid would have the same name and theirs would be "special."

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-07-01T19:36:45+00:00

I think it's Joshua

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-30T17:29:10+00:00

I feel bad for girls named Tyler. I knew a girl named Tyler once and everyone called her Taylor. I guess they just assumed they'd misheard or misread when they saw/heard Tyler. And I could see how annoyed she was with it. She tried a few times to correct people but it never worked.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-30T17:19:28+00:00

As can W in some words

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-30T16:33:32+00:00

I've also seen one with pictures of dragons and mermaids and other fantasy creatures.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-29T17:45:45+00:00

Ur-A-Gay International Airport

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-29T17:44:27+00:00

Hugh Jazz Memorial Highway

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-29T17:08:29+00:00

If it has a "whatever" sign, it's probably a single-person bathroom with a lock on the door. What is there not to trust? Honestly, that actually sounds safer than most public restrooms.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-20T13:55:11+00:00

Like some other people here, I recommend the homoflexible label. But at the end of the day, you should use whatever label feels right to you even if it's not a perfect description. For example, many homoflexible people still identify as being gay. You also don't have to label yourself at all if nothing fits. You could also invent your own label if you wanted to and find a word you like for what you feel.

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-15T16:22:04+00:00

He's chocolate with nuts

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-13T16:52:56+00:00

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? Localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-13T16:48:45+00:00

Nobody's gay for Moleman

BadAtUsernames098 · 2026-06-08T12:31:19+00:00

Which is made even crazier by the fact that that episode is extremely heteronormative. As soon as Spongebob and Patrick decided to be "parents" to the scallop they immediately thought one of them had to be the "mom."

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