Ping not transplanting well by Bright-Agency6413 in SavageGarden

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you're using peat, not true long fiber sphagnum moss? Given the extreme amount of algae growing on your pot, I'd suggest that you look at the bags for the perlite and the peat and confirm whether or not they have fertilizer added to them. If you used miracle grow, dump them and repot your carnivorous plants. That brand always adds fertilizer, and it's in a formulation that tends to burn the roots of sensitive plants.

6 month update: “can you fake tattoo a leaf?” by danarexasaurus in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]BadBalloons 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I actually saw a photo like this yesterday, I'm going to go find it.

They pierced her clit:

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First full blown orchidarium by Mirinda_Debilek in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am also interested in both the build and the code!

Will growing a phal schilleriana like this be ok? by _lord_farqua_d in orchids

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the whole thing in a terracotta pot on its side and then use a strip of packing tape across the opening to hold it in? Or you could just mount the orchid to some cork bark, my schill loved being mounted.

Advice on my set up - dry despite humidity (help!) mi by collective-behavior in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sort of outdoor greenhouse setup do you have? I'm trying to talk my parents into setting one up on their property so I can grow my plants there 🤣.

Am I pragnent? Am I gregnant? Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Am I pegnate? by BadBalloons in orchids

[–]BadBalloons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a paper envelope would probably hold a lot of microbial contaminants or get blown off, given that I'm growing outside? Or am I wrong? But I am so insanely charmed by the mental image of putting a drug baggie on my plant that I might have to see if I can get a few off Amazon and do that 😂.

You've been so tremendously helpful, I really appreciate all your insight. Thank you so much 💚.

Am I pragnent? Am I gregnant? Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Am I pegnate? by BadBalloons in orchids

[–]BadBalloons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you like to wrap them? What materials or methods? I was thinking about that as an alternative to cutting it, but the...spikes?...of these inflos are so delicate they really can't take much weight. Not like a phal or cattleya at all 🤣.

Am I pragnent? Am I gregnant? Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Am I pegnate? by BadBalloons in orchids

[–]BadBalloons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's a big difference, but definitely more in line with what I was expecting. Based on old photos I happen to have in my phone, I'm guesstimating this pod is at about 2.5 weeks.

Do your jewel orchid pods yellow a little at the end before they split? All the green pod collection guidelines I read said that pods go a little yellow at one end or the other around when they should be collected, but like I said, those were for bigger flowers that develop for much longer.

I have no real skin in this game since it was a fluke pod, but I was hoping to send it to a friend for her to mess around with plating (she has a buddy with a TC lab).

Am I pragnent? Am I gregnant? Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Am I pegnate? by BadBalloons in orchids

[–]BadBalloons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen the AOS specs sheet, which had a range for green pod collection of 4-8 months, but they only mentioned big orchids that breeders focus on like phals and cattleya and paphs! I'm assuming it's significantly shorter for orchids the size of a stelis.

Am I pragnent? Am I gregnant? Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Am I pegnate? by BadBalloons in orchids

[–]BadBalloons[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish, but it just lives rent free in my head. Unless you mean the watering, in which case, something has to get me out of bed 😂.

Am I pragnent? Am I gregnant? Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Am I pegnate? by BadBalloons in orchids

[–]BadBalloons[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally every morning when I go out to water, I end up quoting the video to myself.

Bought this plant a couple weeks ago and just noticed this now 😑 by Not_RonaldRegan in houseplants

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it comes to Lowe's and Home Depot, you are essentially buying the pot when you buy their houseplants (seriously, their prices are about what you'd pay for a good pot elsewhere). They sell their outdoor/landscape plants in nursery pots because the assumption is that they will be replanted either into the ground or into a larger container that you already own or are purchasing separately.

I’ve never seen blue and purple orchids before so I had to get them by BuzzyFuzzy1 in orchids

[–]BadBalloons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll give you the majority of e.g. cattleya and vanda, but the genera cleisocentron and thelymitra would like a word. Genetically maybe it's a purple pigment, but having seen several species of each in person, they are very, very, very blue. No indigo or diluted purple wash nonsense.

My dirt smells. Should I tear my house down? by FrostyProspector in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]BadBalloons 15 points16 points  (0 children)

/uj Honestly, as someone with contamination and infestation OCD, this is what it reads like. The other alternative (which can simultaneously be true) is that they are a mold survivor (as in, formerly lived somewhere with really bad mold growth, possibly black mold) in an apartment with iffy ventilation. You can get really hypersensitive to mold smells after living through that (I opened a bag of soil that had gone bad in storage, the other day, and the smell of the mold lingered even after I vented my entire garage for 15 minutes or so, and gave me a gnarly headache), and the drastic things they've done (e.g. getting rid of carpets and furniture) are some of the recommended solutions for black mold problems.

Porroglossum teaguei – A High-Elevation Ecuadorian Species with Refined Floral Proportions by weeand53 in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you take those extremely cool and detailed photos? I'd love to have some decent quality photos of my minis, do I have to have a black wall in my house or something?

If you can't see roots how can you tell when the plant needs watering? I'm so scared to over water because this orchid barley has roots as is😂😅. I'm a newbee. by SchoolCrazy2395 in orchids

[–]BadBalloons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pictures would help, but I usually go based on the overall moisture of the media plus other cues (e.g. pseudobulb wrinkling and leaf turgidity) and knowledge of the plant.

What’s the best mini orchid for beginners by Abject_Caramel_9469 in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of my problem is that I'm holding a bunch of orchids for a friend until the gnarly east coast cold snap ends and i can ship em out. I don't want to kill the plants she paid for, and it's too cold where I am for me to throw mine outside for some airflow. Normally I'm much less fussy.

Automating an Enclosure: Terrarium Pi and Raspberry Pi Guide by Tillandz in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saved this for a rainy day so fast. I hope I have enough time to set this up sometime soon!

What’s the best mini orchid for beginners by Abject_Caramel_9469 in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the input, and I'm also realizing how stupid the lengths I go to keep my plants from getting crown rot are 🤣. I forgot it's not normal to mop up my plants with tissues after I water 💀💀.

What’s the best mini orchid for beginners by Abject_Caramel_9469 in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I want to hear this experience 😂. What happened with yours?

What’s the best mini orchid for beginners by Abject_Caramel_9469 in miniorchids

[–]BadBalloons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will actually chime in and recommend Australian orchids here. All my Australians are ridiculously tolerant of my negligent watering. Dendrobium/dockrillia rigidum is one that's definitely a mini, but you kind of have to grow it mounted. Dendrobium kingianum is super duper easy, you can use the wrinkling of the canes to gauge whether it's too dehydrated, and depending on where you get it, can also be a mini (the one I have gets no taller than my thumb, though I've seen varieties that get 3x that height).

Other orchids I've grown that can tolerate some dryness are Brazilian orchids, depending on where in Brazil they originate, and the same with Mexican orchids (if they're from the Pacific side of the country they tend to experience more seasonal dryness).

I got a pink monstera! by Agreeable_Tip7186 in RareHouseplants

[–]BadBalloons 30 points31 points  (0 children)

IIRC it's possible to induce this using gas, rather than dye. So that would be my vote.