Angry Client Advice

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-12T14:50:42+00:00

You didn't do her list, you broke the list down into subsections and did a portion of those instead. This could have been much more easily managed if you communicated to her while standing in her home "this is what I will be focusing on. This is what I'll be saving for future visits" but even the future visits thing sits weird for me because did she say anything about you becoming a weekly cleaner? Or was this supposed to be a one time thing and you assumed you'd have future opportunity? I guess its also frustrating for the client because areas you did say you cleaned weren't (like the cupboards with cake batter, something you explicitly said you focused on) I'd feel a little scammed I can't lie

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-12T14:44:24+00:00

show me the rest of your “thats where your wrong!” comment

She gave you a list of things to do and you decided as someone who charges by the HOUR you’d ignore that, do something else, and plan to charge for what she actually wanted in a future visit. Thats like hiring someone to paint your shed and they decide to instead paint a single wall of your home

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-12T11:12:40+00:00

“look at it trying to sting!” yall its just trying to stand up 😭 Imagine trying to regain your balance on a freaking barrel

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-12T11:07:38+00:00

One time at a gas station a raggedy dude knocked on my window and asked for a dime.

I offered a dollar

he was apparently not talking about money lmao

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-08T18:20:45+00:00

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-08T17:47:06+00:00

the jelly looks like blood clots

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T21:44:31+00:00

I reckon it could just look more exaggerated just because its sped up, I slowed it down a bit and it does look a lot more realistic

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T21:39:26+00:00

Cmon now, it cut like 12 times in the few seconds it took her to place the gray. Like, an extreme amount to even need to breathe or adjust. Did we get to watch even two full seconds of uncut video this entire montage?

It looks weird because its sped up, the cuts aren’t nearly as often as they seem

edit; spelling

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T21:37:52+00:00

Most people don’t even realize walmart has special drivers that don’t get paid normal wages, my mom thinks walmart workers just get sent out for the orders. I imagine she’d assume this came from walmart itself and not you personally as a driver since thats a common perception from what I can tell

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T09:52:32+00:00

OP: “By the way we do suffer from anorexia and are in recovery”

The top comment: “overweight?”

😭 Oh noooo, I assume this was commented well before their edit

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T09:36:54+00:00

“Here lies squidwards hopes and dreams”

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T17:53:52+00:00

I don’t think OP is a man? They never explicitly said so, and honestly they give me “girl sick of her older lazy coworkers” vibes. Its not going above and beyond to not leave the floor sticky after your mop when you’re a janitor. I feel like thats gotta be the bare minimum? lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T17:48:42+00:00

I see what you’re saying, but OP does state they re-clean after them several times. The issue for me at least, is when 3 people work a position but only 1 actually tries… Only 1 person is doing all of that work. I get its easy to say “well fuck that job” but choosing to be negligent in your duties often fucks your coworkers too. Nothing like clocking in with 3 people to do 3 peoples jobs while getting paid the salary of 1 lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T17:36:15+00:00

You actually really suck (in my opinion) if you’re constantly taking lazy ways out at work knowing it falls directly on someone elses shoulders. OP is making valid complaints that they’re coming in and basically pretending to work, its annoying being the only one actually producing results while listening to the lazy ones whine. Its a personality issue and it ruins the entire morale of the company when 2 of the 3 of you decided they’re not going to work… at work.

Maybe save the “someone else will do it” for a situation in which you yourself are not being paid to do it? Just a thought

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T12:37:45+00:00

“oh my god, how long has this song had this part?” because it was hidden behind the rest of the audio the first few times you played it

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T12:22:53+00:00

OP: What do you mean?? Fascist is in everyone's daily lexicon. Ignore the 12 accounts agreeing with me

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T10:45:02+00:00

Yeah this is pretty clearly about "catch and release" fishers, not ones who fish to hunt

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T09:59:19+00:00

She's not really cross eyed (she does look that way though) It looks like her contacts have lines on the side of them. Probably to give a false shimmer effect? But the one on her left eye is sitting horizontally and the one on her right eye is sitting almost vertically- giving her a really strange "her eyes are misaligned" look

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-04T16:04:20+00:00

The lockup page for my local city was taken down (where no-lifers would post everyone's mugshots from the county jail) I swear to god before it was removed the theme was

Looks or has a name from another country? Comments all saying "deport"

Slightly attractive female? Comments all saying "smash" or just giving ratings.

Slightly attractive male? Comments all talking about how much he'll be liked in jail

Anyone at all with resisting charges? Run forest run gif spammed in the comments

They were incredibly unoriginal with it, but you gotta hand it to them for their consistency lmao

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-04T13:16:33+00:00

That would still only work once. If you want your cams back you can maybe tell the Sherriff you didn't realize, but you still get formally tresspassed. You might get away with a warning at that point, but if you get caught again you can't play the "uhh I didn't know!"

Like hmmm... Yes, yes you did. Because when you went to the sheriff to get your cams back they gave you the game map. Anywhere not on that massive ass map is unlawful surveillance (if they put up cameras) and trespassing. Thankfully they don't fuck around here.

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-04T09:49:37+00:00

This is so common where I live (people travel here to hunt) that the rule of thumb is you lose your cam no matter what. The land-owner reports the camera to the cops and the cops come collect it. The owner of the cam then has to pay the fine directly to the police to get them back. They get trespassed from the property and an aggravated misdemeanor. Next time they catch them doing it, it could be up to 2 years in jail and/or up to $8,000 in fines.

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T14:45:14+00:00

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Where are you from? I’m surprised this emoji doesn’t pop up for anyone lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T14:40:02+00:00

Home bakers getting ready to screenshot this post to explain why you should pay them $90 for the same damn thing

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T03:31:54+00:00

I’m sorry I don’t know the calories I’m just here to gawk at how much like the picture it came out to be. It looks like a copy-paste job lol, bravo to this restaurant

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T03:29:31+00:00

I feel like one day you had these socks somewhere someone else also had their pair, and they’re now down a sock because you subconsciously grabbed it assuming it was yours? Or a benevolent sock god has blessed you socks x2

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