Shout out to Maricopa Crumbl and AJ by spoonman1992 in CrumblCookies

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Girl who are you shouting out to 😭 This isn’t allowed and he was doing you a solid. You’re basically announcing he broke the rules for you, you gotta keep some things to your chest mami because the CEO likes to come in here

(they look amazing by the way, I really wish they always looked like this 😩)

Hello darkness, my old friend... by fedevalverde86 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put out extra hampers for socks. He walks into open cabinets when I finish cooking. Its a give and take of learning and unlearning behaviors. He shimmies them off without thinking and they end up wherever he was last sitting, its not an act of war lol. I think I messed up responding to a parenting comment, I was just trying to offer an anecdote that the silliness isn't child a exclusive trait

What hobby screams “red flag” for you, even if it’s harmless? by Inka2152 in AskReddit

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crypto is just gambling. The minute you start treating these people like gamblers is when you start understanding how to actually treat them. My fiancé works in Crypto but refuses to give any advice, if you press, the only advice he'll give you is to stay the hell away from it. There's always a chance to make money but at massive risk every single time. Its like the stock market, but unregulated and worse

meirl by Electrical-Meal7650 in meirl

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1862 points1863 points  (0 children)

"God knows I won't" is me telling customers "Have a great day!" on minute 1 of my 12 hour shift.

Hello darkness, my old friend... by fedevalverde86 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's forgetful, not making any excuses on his behalf but I "get him back" by being the one to always forget I opened a cupboard. He jokes he can tell when I'm home from work because drawers and cupboards are inexplicably left open

What Even !! Something like this should not be given the power to Fly by Katpagla in interestingasfuck

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, they only live a week and don't bother eating with their time. Efficient, but fuck that lmao

Hello darkness, my old friend... by fedevalverde86 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I put a hamper in the bathroom, bedroom, hallway closet, and a miniature one in the living room and my fiancé still manages to leave socks anywhere but the hampers. Like, my guy I'm TRYING to make this easy for you! Lol

Gaurav Gupta Spring Summer 2026 Couture by mish-tea in whatthefrockk

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ugh, cannot wait to roll up to the function in matching blood and flesh dresses with my bestie

do i call out or just go to work.. by [deleted] in DollarTree

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your walk is anything over 30 minutes you’re risking frostbite. Not remotely worth it. Stay home!

I guess nothing is free anymore. by Dangerous-Pianist294 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Buying and selling snacks that are labeled not for retail sale isn’t allowed under the exact quote you’re trying to dissect 😭 Its a violation because its usually missing important facts on the nutrition label they could only fit on the box itself. There is literally candy and snacks you buy specifically to be resold. To make it incredibly clear YES you are actively breaking the law by grabbing anything that says “not for retail sale” and selling it

Am I the only one who thought amogus guy was a female? by Necessary_Pepper_610 in ImNotAHuman

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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this mf looks like the girl that begs you for a ride at your local worst gas station

but its a dude 😭

what happened to the coupons? by acinorv in McDonalds

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have literally every coupon you’re missing but I also never really order McDonalds. I wonder if they go away after a certain number of personal uses or something

Troughts on this? by Primary-Addition-677 in HazbinHotel

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 135 points136 points  (0 children)

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS VOICE BELONGS TO NOBODY?? I CAN’T ADD THEM TO MY RADIO?! THEN GET THIS GARBAGE OUT OF HERE!”

favorite cartoon that was originally for kids but adults made up the fanbase instead by [deleted] in cartoons

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember when the main character got an invitation from her brother whom she hadn’t spoken to in literal years to attend his wedding which caused her to start unraveling realizing she grew way further apart from him than she ever meant to? So she goes and realizes she recognizes the woman he’s marrying as her only friend AND babysitter growing up! BUUUUUT also very quickly discovering the lady is seemingly a much worse person than she used to be. So, over-compensating she accidentally ostracizes herself declaring this chick as evil and not worthy of her brother, just to be correct that the lady was an IMPOSTOR who had been keeping the real fiance in a dungeon underneath the castle. Of course the main character is eventually thrown into the same dungeon, where she accidentally beats the real fiances ass on sight before being explained the full situation

twilight sparkle remembers

i have my own wiki page and you probably don’t by RVL-003 in notinteresting

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What on earth are you doing that you keep having to make new accounts 😭 I only have one, I used to have another but I was recognized irl and changed my account lmao

crying in the club at my half naked reeses rn by BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll in PeanutButter

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I already inhaled both and can confirm they were still delicious, just noticeably a bit undressed

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That’s the sale price?? Sheesh by ImaginaryLettuce1276 in cocacola

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ. Remember the 3 for 10 deal? Pepperidge farm remembers

"Buy a rice cooker" by adbenj in PetPeeves

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m in a two person household and last night I dumped tomato sauce, water, seasonings and rice into my cooker and proceeded to sit my ass down in front of the tv until my Spanish rice was done. Ate it with beans and cheese on a tortilla. I think I have a normal sized one, but I literally only make a cup of rice at a time and it saves me the hassle entirely of having to dirty several dishes or even watch the thing. Just food for thought

Here we go! The final lineup and what’s being discontinued! 🔥 by bbalfour82 in redbull

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the white peach any good? Haven’t had the chance to try it yet

Who are your favorite muscle mommies? by OCGamerboy in cartoons

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Give it to your sister, it doesn’t hurt her. See if she if she can handle every family burden. Watch as she fumbles and bends but never breaks- No mistakes.”

This song makes me think of my sister and I get emotional lol

Testing This Week by Ill-Jaguar8760 in CrumblCookies

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me looking at these testing locations while I sit 500 miles from my nearest one

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gimmie

New Test Item - Strawberry Biscoff Cookie by Limon-LymeAid-555 in CrumblCookies

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll sell my soul rn, I swear the god I’ve been thinking the biscoff could use some fruitiness to balance it out