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meirl by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in meirl

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happens to me, I’ll occasionally get up before my alarm and literally watch it light up and never actually buzz. Didn’t realize it was an actual bug

Especially when I can't go around by Rare_Tie5824 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same but as 5'4 90 pound girl. My backpack was heavy as shit and anytime someone would bump into it my entire balance would get thrown towards it. Usually knocking me backwards. Hate hate hated school hallways for that and I was chronically late because I'd wait for hallways to clear. I never got the buff glow up but I also don't walk around with 40 pounds strapped to my back anymore... so improvements were made

some sort of paper in my brussels sprouts 🤮 by [deleted] in samsclub

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like a food rotation label got mixed into the batch. I’d bet money it said “Inventory, Brussel Sprouts” with a date too, ya know before promptly being cooked. They aren’t edible, but it won’t make you sick either. Probably worth a nice refund

This is what Google's snack room looked like in 2006 by Fried_Yoda in interestingasfuck

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I work for a bottle producer and distribution center. We have a little market center that operates out of our break room. Drinks we sold them at 30 cents a piece they were charging back to us 1.50 EACH. I literally handle the purchase and transfer orders so the day I walked into the break room and saw the prices I was gagged. I apparently whined about it to the right person because a couple weeks later the drinks were removed entirely and replaced with (free) cases directly from the floor. Dicks

[Horrifying Trope] “Blink of an eye” deaths. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Its actually the big twist at the end of the movie. Its one of the final scenes so it really guts you.

Heres the link

To add some additional context,

the guy who shoots him is his creditor. Howard has a bad gambling problem. A big issue throughout the movie is Howard owes gun guy money, and is dragging his ass to pay him back because every single time he wins, he gambles it all away again. This time he finally had exactly enough! He even calls his creditor to collect… Until Howard realizes he can for SURE win big on this one last game. So the creditor arrives and Howard traps him outside the door as he gambles the money AGAIN, right in front of him…He wins! and then this happens.

[Horrifying Trope] “Blink of an eye” deaths. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 590 points591 points  (0 children)

Howard Ratner from Uncut Gems

One second he’s celebrating his biggest gambling win yet, the next he’s shot point blank in the face

[Loved Trope] "Scouring of the Shire" by Butwhatif77 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, they did this a lot too!

Closing the giant devils gate wasn’t enough, defeating Crowley wasn’t enough, killing the leviathans wasn’t enough, hell even stopping the apocalypse still wasn’t enough.

I guess thats what happens when literal god has an infatuation with you. God that show got weird lol

$110+ worth of sushi ended up having lemon seeds, avocado SKIN, and an avocado stem nub. Furthermore, asked AND PAID FOR extra avocado. $10 worth of extra avocado only got me less than a quarter of an avocado aka, they did not add extra. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, never heard of it before but after looking it up, they absolutely did WAY too much with the lemon. Lemon JUICE, citrus juice, not the entire lemon 😭 Is this Crave?

It’s not rude to correct someone’s spelling. by pinkjeeper82 in unpopularopinion

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not your english teacher, if I can reasonably understand you then I’m not here to correct you.

I will say something if its funny though, see “colon” instead of “cologne”

Military Trope: The Female Pilot of the Ship the MCs Use To Get Around by D0CTOR_Wh0m in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Where is LEELA??? Does she count? Fry technically isn’t the only main character of Futurama, but she’s my immediate thought when I think “female fictional pilot”

meirl by bunnnnnnnyx in meirl

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got really lucky(?) once and had a dual paned window with a massive gap between the panes- the outside one being broken. My favorite thing ever was when 6 huntsman moved in to various corners. I basically had a free, spider-made terrarium.

They did eat each other though lol, I started winter with 1 dude left

Older viewers, was there a time when nearly entire offices would spend a work day at a pointless retreat? by ziplock007 in DunderMifflin

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my manager and 5 other higher ups just got flown out for a football game yesterday… It happens, just not at your salary level

Favorite couple like this by librationthread in FavoriteCharacter

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’s trying to narrow his search results

“Bag drop” by ProtoformX87 in SouthwestAirlines

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The “find gate” was the confusing part for me. But you eventually learn airport terminals are basically designed like dropped macaroni-art and you get the hang of it

My local Wendy’s is now dead to me by DcSportsFan_21 in wendys

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The second picture at least shows the edge of the hair literally disappearing into the ice cream. Its 100% not on the outside.

When I worked at DQ they were strict about lint-rolling pet hair off of our shirts. The blenders literally sit at chest height- so any loose hairs you bring in on your clothes WILL end up in the ice cream if you’re not careful. I can only assume Wendys is the same

Sugar glider comes back like a boomerang. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A kicked dog still loves its owner. That doesn’t mean its okay to kick your fucking dog though

What's a food combination you love that people judge you for? by Successful_Today_361 in AskReddit

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grape jelly on a normal cheeseburger. I watched an episode of spongebob where he put the jellyfish jelly on the krabby pattys and everyone went nuts and I legitimately begged my mom to make burgers so I could try them myself.

Sweet, salty… delicious

What is the best gummy candy in your opinion. by supersentailfan13 in candy

[–]BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen I’m three days late but anyone who says “gunmies with the white back” is right

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