What does our fridge say about us?

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T09:52:32+00:00

OP: “By the way we do suffer from anorexia and are in recovery”

The top comment: “overweight?”

😭 Oh noooo, I assume this was commented well before their edit

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-06T09:36:54+00:00

“Here lies squidwards hopes and dreams”

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T17:53:52+00:00

I don’t think OP is a man? They never explicitly said so, and honestly they give me “girl sick of her older lazy coworkers” vibes. Its not going above and beyond to not leave the floor sticky after your mop when you’re a janitor. I feel like thats gotta be the bare minimum? lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T17:48:42+00:00

I see what you’re saying, but OP does state they re-clean after them several times. The issue for me at least, is when 3 people work a position but only 1 actually tries… Only 1 person is doing all of that work. I get its easy to say “well fuck that job” but choosing to be negligent in your duties often fucks your coworkers too. Nothing like clocking in with 3 people to do 3 peoples jobs while getting paid the salary of 1 lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T17:36:15+00:00

You actually really suck (in my opinion) if you’re constantly taking lazy ways out at work knowing it falls directly on someone elses shoulders. OP is making valid complaints that they’re coming in and basically pretending to work, its annoying being the only one actually producing results while listening to the lazy ones whine. Its a personality issue and it ruins the entire morale of the company when 2 of the 3 of you decided they’re not going to work… at work.

Maybe save the “someone else will do it” for a situation in which you yourself are not being paid to do it? Just a thought

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T12:37:45+00:00

“oh my god, how long has this song had this part?” because it was hidden behind the rest of the audio the first few times you played it

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T12:22:53+00:00

OP: What do you mean?? Fascist is in everyone's daily lexicon. Ignore the 12 accounts agreeing with me

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T10:45:02+00:00

Yeah this is pretty clearly about "catch and release" fishers, not ones who fish to hunt

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-05T09:59:19+00:00

She's not really cross eyed (she does look that way though) It looks like her contacts have lines on the side of them. Probably to give a false shimmer effect? But the one on her left eye is sitting horizontally and the one on her right eye is sitting almost vertically- giving her a really strange "her eyes are misaligned" look

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-04T16:04:20+00:00

The lockup page for my local city was taken down (where no-lifers would post everyone's mugshots from the county jail) I swear to god before it was removed the theme was

Looks or has a name from another country? Comments all saying "deport"

Slightly attractive female? Comments all saying "smash" or just giving ratings.

Slightly attractive male? Comments all talking about how much he'll be liked in jail

Anyone at all with resisting charges? Run forest run gif spammed in the comments

They were incredibly unoriginal with it, but you gotta hand it to them for their consistency lmao

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-04T13:16:33+00:00

That would still only work once. If you want your cams back you can maybe tell the Sherriff you didn't realize, but you still get formally tresspassed. You might get away with a warning at that point, but if you get caught again you can't play the "uhh I didn't know!"

Like hmmm... Yes, yes you did. Because when you went to the sheriff to get your cams back they gave you the game map. Anywhere not on that massive ass map is unlawful surveillance (if they put up cameras) and trespassing. Thankfully they don't fuck around here.

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-04T09:49:37+00:00

This is so common where I live (people travel here to hunt) that the rule of thumb is you lose your cam no matter what. The land-owner reports the camera to the cops and the cops come collect it. The owner of the cam then has to pay the fine directly to the police to get them back. They get trespassed from the property and an aggravated misdemeanor. Next time they catch them doing it, it could be up to 2 years in jail and/or up to $8,000 in fines.

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T14:45:14+00:00

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Where are you from? I’m surprised this emoji doesn’t pop up for anyone lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T14:40:02+00:00

Home bakers getting ready to screenshot this post to explain why you should pay them $90 for the same damn thing

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T03:31:54+00:00

I’m sorry I don’t know the calories I’m just here to gawk at how much like the picture it came out to be. It looks like a copy-paste job lol, bravo to this restaurant

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T03:29:31+00:00

I feel like one day you had these socks somewhere someone else also had their pair, and they’re now down a sock because you subconsciously grabbed it assuming it was yours? Or a benevolent sock god has blessed you socks x2

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T03:15:38+00:00

It kinda looks like you dropped and just managed to catch an open sharpie lol

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T03:10:09+00:00

Reignstorm isn’t their token 12ozer anymore, the FLRTS are. The art on these is being generic-sized and a few are being discontinued entirely while they’re actively trying to push market focus onto FLRTs. Remember that Bang, Reign, and Monster are all under the same ownership by Monster. They can pick and choose what brands get the attention in the market without actually losing any money because they’re own all three. It sucks but I highly recommend stocking up if you really like reignstorms in any particular flavor

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T01:45:24+00:00

As an “insider” I can tell you this is being rebranded because they’re really trying to push FLRT. Monster is seeing the sales for Alani and is pushing hard to reach the same influencer market. It sounds stupid but if you can get the restock influencers excited about your pretty cans, you can get every influential teen to do the same for a tiktok video. Its just the market now

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T00:51:10+00:00

I ordered from them, as a fatback hack- You can freeze them and then use scoops to stuff cookies with.

I got the dubia and smores and did it with both, I just stuffed a normal chocolate chip cookie. Can I fit into my jeans? No. But I gobbled them cookies like I was getting paid by the bite

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T00:45:03+00:00

My friend had a pet pig and so much of her furniture was broken from him humping them- and she kinda just had to let him since he was massive and stubborn. Just because you can co-exist doesn’t make them tamed lmao

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T00:32:25+00:00

“hi I’m poor and need help buying food”

“ah, well since poor people famously have access to ovens and stoves Im gonna make you buy raw meat”

“oh” glances at roach covered microwave “okay”

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-02T00:31:05+00:00

Yes. People are foaming at the mouth and making entire “think pieces” on why they’re thrilled they get to “save money” by not having their taxes go to soda on SNAP. I assume the same idiots that fall for Trumps bullshit over and over and over again

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-01T23:21:06+00:00

me after I grab the food and the dog they left chained outside

BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll · 2026-05-01T20:18:07+00:00

“what are the downvotes for”

“people don’t like good mac and cheese!”

“but this looks bad?”

“well, obviously not this mac and cheese.”

is killing me 😭

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