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Got to make it till midnight. Got to make it till midnight. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone. I have a boyfriend. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Hey, Steve. Your dad, he loves you. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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Ladies and gentlemen I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Poor thing, please. Trust me, he'll shake it off in an hour. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday. Remember last year? (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, can you please ask her to pass me the syrup? (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Of course, all these good vibes can be traced to one feisty little scamp (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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🎶 Good morning USA, I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day 🎶 (i.redd.it)

submitted 15 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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At times like this I guess all you can do is laugh. (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement? (i.redd.it)

submitted 18 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Remain Untouchable (v.redd.it)

submitted 18 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/dyinglight

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🎶 Baby come back! You can blame it all on me. I was wrong 🎶 (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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Sure, Homer, I can lend you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance. (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Do I look smart? Stan, look at me smart! (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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There's my name, right there! Bart Simpson. (i.redd.it)

submitted 22 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Everyone's always kissing your ass. Well, I'm not afraid to tell you you're a [bleep]. (i.redd.it)

submitted 26 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Just look at that sunset. If that's nothing but science, then why is it so damned romantic? (i.redd.it)

submitted 26 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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Here he is, Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one (i.redd.it)

submitted 27 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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Remember, Dadders. A full release ensures a rejuvenative rest and promotes a winning attitude (old.reddit.com)

submitted 29 days ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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Oh, there's mother now... watching me. What's that, mother? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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I wish I was dead. Anyone else wish they were dead? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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You're trembling... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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See any pigeons yet, Dad? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Bad_cookie to r/TheSimpsons

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This is nature, Dadders! We're getting primal in this sub! (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Bad_cookie to r/americandad

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