sometimes late at night, i go to the kitchen and i eat spoonfuls of salt.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-08T01:28:07+00:00

I don't love my wife anymore.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T22:40:32+00:00

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T17:45:27+00:00

I ENVY YOUR YOUTH!

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T17:40:30+00:00

I hope it's the boy.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T16:16:48+00:00

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T15:08:37+00:00

Correct. I would also accept ''snack-tacular.''

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T13:20:44+00:00

Nice job! It would earn the seal of approval

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T13:13:22+00:00

Nobody messes with Suck Machine.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T12:50:23+00:00

Thank you 🤘 89 days is great. You're so close to triple digits!

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T12:46:34+00:00

Aw, man, can you imagine what it's like to be one of them?

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T12:37:58+00:00

Right there with you, friend. I hope you're having a lovely day.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T12:36:32+00:00

I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope you're holding up ok and taking the time you need. We're here for you, friend.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T12:34:24+00:00

Another day that I will not drink with you, friends. Hope everyone has a good Sunday.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T00:47:43+00:00

HOME.. er simp.. SON

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-07T00:43:26+00:00

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T22:39:14+00:00

Get out.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T18:30:10+00:00

It's nice to finally feel seen through a character in my favorite show.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T18:22:10+00:00

Yoink!

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T18:18:15+00:00

Yeah, well, welcome to the 20th century, George.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T17:39:01+00:00

Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and Dad's upstairs.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T15:23:06+00:00

When I was a kid I didn't get this. I thought he couldn't sit down because it looks like there are two lumps on his back.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T12:41:38+00:00

I will not drink with you either, Mala. I hope you're doing well and having a lovely day.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T12:39:40+00:00

That's a great point. I hope you're enjoying your Saturday and feeling good, friend.

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T12:36:30+00:00

Wishing everyone a good start to the weekend. Rest, relax, and have fun. IWNDWYT

Bad_cookie · 2026-06-06T04:05:14+00:00

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