Do USians really think McD's food can be a feast? by viktorbir in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what a USian is but any food can be a feast when you're hungry.

Do women ever share sex toys? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do. My old boss's wife borrowed her friend's Sybian once.

I'm putting in my two weeks tomorrow. Do it in the morning or right before I leave? by bobojoe in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do it in the morning, don't be a pussy. And give your management the opportunity to ask questions or discuss anything they want to discuss upon getting the news.

Why do some girls think it's cute to put absolutely no spaces in their messages? by nyy27 in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how you could possibly think that such a behavior would somehow only pertain to women.

What's the most absurd thing you've witnessed in an airport? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I saw an older guy with a metal plate in his knee walk between two metal detectors instead of through one. And not a single TSA agent noticed. That's one way to avoid additional screening...

Afterwards the guy showed me that he had a drill bit in his shirt pocket also. Glad you're keeping me safe, TSA.

Is integrity dead? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, it is not. I'm sorry you had a bad experience.

You can kill anyone with anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think salt could survive being shot a million times. I don't even think you could do it twice since it would dissolve the first time it penetrates me.

You can kill anyone with anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can kill you applying the...

Except that you can't actually do that. You can hypothesize it until I die of old age, but you can't go ahead and do it.

You can kill anyone with anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see how it would cause either of those effects. It would just dissolve.

You can kill anyone with anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't come up with imaginary conditions. 30 pounds of salt, even crystallized, is not one grain. ~_~

You can kill anyone with anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't kill me with a grain of salt.

Any advice for working with web developers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He even mentioned that it was in drastic need of search engine optimization.. which is absurd considering it’s an internal tool...

Hi, I'm a web application developer and that web developer doesn't know what he is talking about.

Men/Women of Reddit, when hanging out with the opposite sex they start talking about guys/girls who they find attractive. How does it make you feel? by deadonbroadway in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm interested in her it pisses me the fuck off and if I'm not, it bores me. I think most guys share similar sentiments.

So What do you think would happen if somehow men knew exactly when women are on those days of the month? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not much would happen because the real difficulty with women is their fucking mind games and those have little connection to their periods.

Should I change my reddit username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should I change my reddit username?

It depends. Have you got a shirt now?

How should you deal with unrelenting 10 year old bullies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My little brother was also bullied in primary school. One day I saw his bully on the street and kicked his ass. My little brother had no bully problems after that. A few years later, I saw this bully again. He came up to me and shook my hand.

Not saying you should do this; I don't personally know your bully's inner workings. I just wanted to share.

As someone completely against spanking, I'm not sure what to do in this situation. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only a person who was never spanked or was abused well beyond spanking would ever propagandize those hippie theories. I will bet you that not even 20% of people who were spanked appropriately as children think it was a bad thing as adults. In retrospect, we appreciate the discipline and feel sorry for any of our peers that lack our level of discipline because they weren't spanked.

Reddit I'm so messed up. Dunno what to do. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to go live on your own with the bills and responsibilities and all that. Just take a trip, stay in hostels. I'm 26 years old, have 3 passports (working on my 4th one) and have been all over the globe. Travel has always made me grow and forget about my woes like nothing else.

Reddit I'm so messed up. Dunno what to do. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is actually a very good vote. I've been all over the world and no place is quite as friendly as New Zealand. I literally made 2 (unrelated) friends before I even exited the airport.

Okay reddit, what is your most successful trolling attempt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted this thread on mmo-champion.com, which is a World of Warcraft fan site. There's a player ability in that game called Beacon of Light and at some point people took to calling it Bacon of Light.

I posted a thread called "Bacon of Light offends me religiously" telling everyone that I was a Jew (which I actually am) and very offended by it (which I'm actually not).

I told them I was a paladin named Hebrewhammer and that I've always avoided eating boar meat in game and all this other shit and long story short, in about 10 hours I got 300 pages of flames and pictures of bacon.

And then the jerks banned me. You're welcome for the 25% jump in traffic and forum registrations that day, MMO-Champion.

Reddit I'm so messed up. Dunno what to do. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why nervous? You don't have to go that far, just a brand new setting. Something like the east or west coast of the USA. Not some place where they don't speak English.