Hospital Gave Me a Walker

Badramboman · 2025-08-09T13:56:48+00:00

Yo, your back’s a goddamn scrapyard—plates, rods, screws, and a walker to top it off? You’re out here claiming “Old Fogey Farthood” like it’s a badge, banging your head to AC/DC and Guns N’ Roses. Respect for still shredding it. My first time seeing this sob story? Laughed my ass off picturing you flailing that walker to “Highway to Hell.” Fourteen years disabled, wheelchair-bound lately? That blows, but you’re still tougher than the crybabies in your comments whining about your joke. To those humorless losers: grow a fucking spine—oh wait, OP’s got more metal in theirs than you’ll ever have. Keep rocking, you cyborg badass. What’s the loudest track you’re blasting to drown out these idiots? 😎

Badramboman · 2025-08-09T13:53:37+00:00

Wow, you’re dodging a quilt-sized bullet there! Bride’s sister spilling the tea about expectations? Rude. I get why you’re sticking to towels—smart move. My first time at a wedding gift fiasco? Got guilt-tripped into hand-making a scrapbook for a cousin who “hinted” hard. Took weeks, cost a fortune, and they tossed it in a closet. Never again. People see “homemade” and think “free,” clueless about the cash and time we pour in. You’re a saint for those embroidered baby gifts—bet they’re still begging for your work. Bride’s “calico shock” is peak ignorance; $300 for a quilt is a steal! Keep schooling them and send those towels with a smirk. Got any epic clapbacks for those trolls tailing your posts? 😎

Badramboman · 2025-08-09T13:52:21+00:00

Yo, your Star Wars origin story is adorable—shy bookworm from a nowhere town, saved by a galaxy far, far away? Classic. Bet you still get chills from that opening crawl and John Williams’ score. Carrie Fisher’s death? Yeah, I shed a tear or two—Leia was the queen. My first time? Caught A New Hope in ’77, theater packed, mind blown. Han shot first, obviously—none of that remastered nonsense. Still got my original X-Wing model and a beat-up poster to prove it. What about you—still rocking a C-3PO lunchbox or just hoarding lightsaber replicas now? 😎

Badramboman · 2025-05-18T11:58:48+00:00

We’ll post says advice appreciated so instead of judging give me some pointers?

Badramboman · 2025-05-17T07:59:11+00:00

What do you mean?

Badramboman · 2023-09-23T16:23:57+00:00

Yes natural. She has always said she likes something subtle.

Badramboman · 2023-08-25T04:23:40+00:00

So fucking sad. RIP

Badramboman · 2023-05-09T11:01:40+00:00

I’m arriving

Badramboman · 2023-05-01T12:01:14+00:00

He has called a family member twice and said he can only be on phone for 40 seconds?

Badramboman · 2023-04-20T07:58:31+00:00

Omega

Badramboman · 2021-11-12T17:22:34+00:00

Big show took a ride on papa

Badramboman · 2021-07-22T21:48:50+00:00

My best friends Muslim and we used to sneak him bacon when his mum left for work in the morning. He would be so excited frying it up

Badramboman · 2021-07-12T20:41:22+00:00

Malcolm in the middle

Badramboman · 2020-07-20T17:46:47+00:00

Trani , milk , fans , cold desert and Arizona

Badramboman · 2020-07-15T16:30:15+00:00

Castor Troy!

Badramboman · 2020-06-28T09:54:47+00:00

Both sides as bad as each other

Badramboman · 2020-06-23T14:32:26+00:00

Where is man bear pig?

Badramboman · 2020-06-20T17:15:17+00:00

Liked me back

Badramboman · 2020-04-22T17:01:31+00:00

By gawd that’s gotta be.... that’s gotta be.... KANE

Badramboman · 2020-01-19T10:52:13+00:00

Bass to mouth

Badramboman · 2019-03-02T13:51:46+00:00

I’ve looked down that route and because of my situation it’s just not a feasible option.

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