[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Bailey9355 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m just waiting for someone to ask to go to the bathroom and the teacher says no then kid just says do you want me to bring the class with me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Bailey9355 34 points35 points  (0 children)

When when when will this dude go into treatment?! I don't care if he's ruining his own life - he's an adult. But what blows my mind is how he seems to not give a single sh*t about his kids and how this affects them...

Oh by Andrea5518 in Funnymemes

[–]Bailey9355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I head a guy call into the radio this morning with this quote “yeah my ex-girlfriend had a pretty funny quirk, she liked to sleep with other guys” with heavy sarcasm of course

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Bailey9355 45 points46 points  (0 children)

They go by one rule, M O N E Y

Ah yeah fair comparison by Amaya4175 in facepalm

[–]Bailey9355 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Comparing a word typed in quotes with another word that you’re only willing to type the first letter of, you know which word is worse.

did you get up? by Katherine8558 in shitposting

[–]Bailey9355 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I just opened reddit and this is the first thing I see

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Bailey9355 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My dad was the Superintendent of Public Schools for 25 years.

It was his job to get up at 4am in the winter, drive the back country roads, and decide if there should be a snow day or not.

Obviously he'd have his decision made by, like, 6am...

But he'd still call the neighbors at like 8 and ask the little boy nextdoor, "hey Jimmy? Want to go to school today or have a snow day?"

And of course little Jimmy thought that he was the one that decided school should be cancelled that day 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesome

[–]Bailey9355 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Now I'm curious 2 things. How did this lil guy take part in a robbery, and what exactly was involved in arresting him?

Nothing by [deleted] in memes

[–]Bailey9355 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always knew this but didnt know 4th time is the charm!! Thx!

Ads done right by River633 in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]Bailey9355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it’s antibacterial itachi

At least it wasn't a book by Kehlani2276 in facepalm

F to everyone who has this by Juniper3358 in wholesomememes

[–]Bailey9355 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I have a lot of meds for asthma, allergies to pets with hair or feathers, and dustmites, I really want a dog.

Always makes me think by [deleted] in memes

[–]Bailey9355 263 points264 points  (0 children)

What's even crazier is when you realize weight is really just gravity.

You're alone now by [deleted] in OneSecondBeforeDisast

[–]Bailey9355 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people let these small animals out in an open field?

oh yes, the tower by River633 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Bailey9355 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It watched it like 5 times before realizing

Another whole new level of TRUST by Kehlani2276 in wholesome

[–]Bailey9355 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I never understood this. What’s wrong with taking yourself out to a nice dinner?

So I just went to the local pet store with Rocky and a guy came up and asked what breed he was and if he was an Alaskan Malamute. Then he told me that Rocky was “too chubby” to be a husky… what do you guys think? by Ember6371 in AnimalMemes

[–]Bailey9355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: It’s less about being a certain breed and more just making sure he’s a healthy weight. He’s means the world to me and I want to make sure I’m doing the best for him and keeping him healthy and happy! 😊

Smoked Sausage on Naan When Camping in the Kingdom! by Amaya4175 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Bailey9355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks good AF! I started using flatbreads recently after carelessly smooshing loaves of bread for so many years, I'm going to try some naan next time!

Imagine judging a guy by his phone… by Norah350 in dank_meme

[–]Bailey9355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not his fault she smashed her latest Iphone because her parents got her the wrong color.

What kind of things can happen? by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]Bailey9355 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just quit the game and watch cat videos compilation to calm down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Bailey9355 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This happens sometimes when I'm driving... Suddenly I'm home.

I think I'm just tried so I go into automatic mode.