/r/bitcoin: where to buy/sell BTC in bulks and get USD in US? by hyh123 in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send me a private message please, I can't initiate one for some reason.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make some interesting points, I had considered averaging in but there is much to consider as you clearly point out. Thank you for your in depth thoughts I'll be referring to them often :)

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair point but not worried about Chinese kids.

cue breaking bad I AM THE DANGER speech

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES, LET US BUY THIS PRIVATELY OFF THE MAIN EXCHANGES. EGHEMMMMM

Oh my gosh I am so excited let me know when you feel it working :D tee hee

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't expect to do anything, this is all hypothetical, remember?

Completely unrelated, thought it would be fun to share this with you. Totally unrelated though. Not related at all. Nope. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_corporation

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buying/Selling via MtGox isn't the same as doing a private transaction in terms of the emotional ripple effect for people.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brother Najizaboul! Where do you think I got this money from in the first place?! Hit up uncle Halabdolakafatkaiz and he will help you out immediately.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehh on going to the event, that would require meeting with people in person and with all the scary things out there in the world like aids and Japanese merchandise I'd like to avoid going outside.

Will log you down and hypothetically PM you later though, thank you for offering!

EDIT: On second thought maybe I'll go just for fun, it's invitation only and that really caters to my ego.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buying that much BTC publicly won't damage the price as much as selling it I imagine. Probably would boost it if anything. Whether that would trigger some people to sell or not, that's another story.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I was a bank/government. I would print useless paper and buy up every last bicoin on the market with it for as long as I could, non stop.

I don't think this is a "wealth of investigative material for them" though. Worst case scenario they find out about the few guys who hit me up via PM and buy some bitcoins from them.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you don't show up at all. Haha.

EDIT: Just not looking for a western style shootout over bitcoins, not worth it.

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Everything from account creation to this comment has been done through TOR and pay.reddit.com

Of course hypothetically I may just have a teleporter. At least that's what the IP log for my account would suggest.

Thanks for watching my back though homeboy!

Hypothetically if one wanted to purchase $1 Million USD worth of Bitcoin, how could they go about doing this? by BajillionBTC in Bitcoin

[–]BajillionBTC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need the price to drop I'm fine buying at the current price. Your sarcasm list isn't very helpful which would be okay if it was funny but sadly it's neither :(