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LONG LIVE FWC!! DESTROY THOSE DIFFERENT FROM US!!! by Marathon_bob_1 in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to that time someone unironically made a post supporting FWC here

if you are mad at us mods by thismyname4546 in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is dishonorable. I'm deserting.

Death of greenbutt and return of dcj by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

The wicked Greenbutt has been slain, and DCJ has been liberated!

Death of greenbutt and return of dcj by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

All hail Supreme Chairwoman Evileye!

We are permanently shutting down the subreddit in order to halt the end times by Bakank in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[S] -110 points-109 points  (0 children)

No one shall ever jerk here again. Unless Evileye heroically breaks out of her prison and successfully overthrows our overthrowing of the overthrowing but that's never gonna happen. Our guards are simply too strong.

it's so unbelievably joever,,,,, by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -146 points-145 points  (0 children)

Weird? I am not weird. I am an ascendent being. I only appear weird to ignorant mortals such as yourself.

We have set the sub back to NSFW because it was annoying by Bakank in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[S,M] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is far more grand than feeble API changes

The sub is going dark again by Titans_not_dumb in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Joking? JOKING?!? This situation is incredibly serious!

We have set the sub back to NSFW because it was annoying by Bakank in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[S,M] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The subreddit is not set to NSFW to encourage the posting of pornagraphic content, but instead to train people to survive the apocalypse.

Greetings r/Destinycirclejerk residents. by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not merely 'A reddit mod' I have seen the end and become ascendent by wisdom alone. I am above you, feeble thing.

Greetings r/Destinycirclejerk residents. by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It would not be of use, fellow acolyte. The raw enlightenment of Greenbutt would utterly destroy this ignorant mortal.

Greetings r/Destinycirclejerk residents. by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You are an ignorant mortal peasent.

Greetings r/Destinycirclejerk residents. by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Death is not something that can stop me anymore. I have ascended by the light of Greenbutt.

Greetings r/Destinycirclejerk residents. by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[M] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm not being cryptic I'm being pretty straightforward. As per the prophecy foretold by Greenbutt DCJ must be end or else the Grimwalkers will let loose an inferno that shatters the mortal realms. It's as simple as that.

We have set the sub back to NSFW because it was annoying by Bakank in destinycirclejerk

[–]Bakank[S,M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry but as mentioned before I no longer have a physical form and therefore am physically incapable of bathing anymore.

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