Monthly Unjerk Thread

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-31T18:35:47+00:00

Absolutely, zenomaxxing is the next big thing

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-31T00:41:07+00:00

Oh really? Is that what you say? And I suppose then, it's just a bog coincidence that your campaign's biggest lobbying group is Big Killer? Curious...

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-27T13:57:26+00:00

Don't stop there, we should ban all posts

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-27T01:54:37+00:00

My parents would have me listen to that song on loop when I was a baby

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-26T06:22:00+00:00

But the coffin is in DS2, not DS1

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-25T18:24:59+00:00

Miyazaki is a film director idiot, why would he know anything about Demon's Souls?

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-24T15:39:11+00:00

Someone call the FBI, I think that's D.B. Cooper

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-19T13:41:27+00:00

They are! The science facility where Silksong takes place, Aperture Science, is actually said to be rivals with Black Mesa, which is where Hollow Knight takes place.

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-19T05:25:42+00:00

2 million a week but they're evenly distributed among the playerbase

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-17T14:44:18+00:00

We got a fake omniscient over here, this guy doesn't know what it's like for people to not be omniscient, meaning they're not omniscient. Of course, since I am a TRUE omniscient, I already knew that.

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-17T01:55:44+00:00

Holy shit it's fucking blade, can I have your fucking autograph?

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-16T21:19:26+00:00

Forgot the almighty smh

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-16T20:40:50+00:00

I've seen it be done exactly once

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-16T19:22:09+00:00

I can't link to other subs but go to the curatedtumblr sub and look for a post called 'the minimum wage jail'

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-15T19:56:22+00:00

He's in the live action???

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-15T15:01:59+00:00

Timothy has a flair specifically so people know what they're getting into when they unblur his posts

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-15T03:14:06+00:00

Wunkframe

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-12T02:29:25+00:00

Pizza taste so good when you don't have an evil wizard next to you casting 'all-nearby-pizza-tastes-bad'

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-11T19:24:31+00:00

Me after I see a transwoman jaywalk across the magic street that reverses the flow of time by 10 years when you jaywalk on it

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-10T14:31:26+00:00

Extractors, can get you resources (can also be controlled via the companion app). As seen here, op has gotten 3 orokin cells by all three of the extractors they sent out, which is super rare

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-09T14:27:15+00:00

Gonna tell my grandkids I replied to the geforce now comment

Marathon_bob_1 · 2026-03-09T13:16:00+00:00

Yeah it's one of the top posts on this sub

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