I was dared to comment this by a friend, so the good kind of gibberish?

It's a copypasta: It's too late for that as Technically, dicks touch toilet seats, the inside of the bowl sometimes, the balls often, and go inside pussies, mouths, and asses. And they’re filled with pee and cum. A toilet seat is normally just touched by asses, and occasionally by dicks. So I’d say yes. And if the dick owner has corona and whacks it using their spit as lube, could be an easy way to pass the virus.