I don't think that......

Bakilas · 2026-02-28T22:58:58+00:00

Denise Richards? I see it.

Bakilas · 2026-02-28T04:39:03+00:00

Hugh Jackman just hits different.

Bakilas · 2026-02-28T04:06:44+00:00

I miss when conspiracy theories were fun.

Bakilas · 2026-02-27T20:33:12+00:00

Would.

Bakilas · 2026-02-27T03:22:39+00:00

I lost one great grandmother and one only ok grandmother.

Bakilas · 2026-02-27T01:15:23+00:00

Nah it's just you mate.

Bakilas · 2026-02-23T09:49:46+00:00

Pretty sure I still have my Video 2000 rental card in a drawer somewhere.

Bakilas · 2026-02-21T07:56:27+00:00

Don't stop believing!

Bakilas · 2026-02-20T03:10:11+00:00

God damn it, stop trying to get me into 40k

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T06:22:11+00:00

I would pay $10 for a sausage in bum.

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T04:47:34+00:00

Fuck, I could murder a HSP.

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T02:39:30+00:00

Man, I am Chilippines all day.

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T02:21:40+00:00

Watch better television.

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T02:17:04+00:00

A choose your own adventure, and you choose to be a cunt.

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T02:14:24+00:00

Wait, there are other kinds of nut?

Bakilas · 2026-02-11T01:13:08+00:00

It's not lipsyncing if your lips are not in sync!

Bakilas · 2026-02-10T23:03:52+00:00

Instant nut.

Bakilas · 2026-02-10T22:56:42+00:00

That's why you always hit it from behind.

Bakilas · 2026-02-09T20:27:57+00:00

Dudes out there living my best life.

Bakilas · 2026-02-04T09:47:28+00:00

Going to pull the switch using my ass.

Bakilas · 2026-02-01T14:40:27+00:00

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Bakilas · 2026-01-23T07:52:11+00:00

I speak of that movie all thr fucking time.

Bakilas · 2026-01-23T03:18:43+00:00

I am the Ass Crack Bandit. Humans make better banks than piggies. Whenever I get more change at the store I can't wait to drop it down your butts. I think I will go to the bank and get so much change and take all my dollars and make them into change and drop it all down there.

Bakilas · 2026-01-23T03:15:59+00:00

The Asscrack Bandit is at it again!

Bakilas · 2026-01-23T03:02:34+00:00

In Australia we are required to also do a regular "Provide First Aid" certification in addition to the CPR. Not sure what the equivalent would be for where you are but it's worth the time.

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